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Zayna called me at the worst possible time.

Started by Daddy, November 22, 2007, 04:57:10 PM

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Daddy

November 23, 2007, 02:17:00 PM #45
Quote from: Lawlz on November 23, 2007, 02:16:20 PM
She probably lost if six years ago. cook
what the lol

7 year olds sex

FULL_METAL_RYDER2

November 23, 2007, 03:18:22 PM #46
Quote from: holy dhit on November 22, 2007, 04:58:36 PM
lol
for some reason my family thinks im pretty poopular, and that i have a secret girlfriend i dont tell them about. which isnt the case, at all.  edumacate;

same here, girls have liked me, but I don't want a gf, because my family is so spastic. psyduck;

unwelc0med

November 23, 2007, 05:19:57 PM #47
olol she lives in california? ME TOO cook

ncba93ivyase

November 23, 2007, 05:23:26 PM #48
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 23, 2007, 05:19:57 PM
olol she lives in california? ME TOO cook
Rape her. cook

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The artist formally known

November 23, 2007, 05:23:27 PM #49
Quote from: steal on November 22, 2007, 05:05:47 PM
My parents think I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend. I've gotten that "If you were gay we'd love you just as much" talk at least 10 times.

One time I just flipped out and yelled at my dad "I'M NOT GAY, I'M JUST A FUCKING LOSER, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY"
My parents had a talk like that with me once I laughed really really hard and so did my brother.

My parents are stupid

unwelc0med

November 23, 2007, 05:33:05 PM #50
Quote from: Lawlz on November 23, 2007, 05:23:26 PM
Rape her. cook

i'll save her for you yes;

FullmetalGanon

November 23, 2007, 05:34:55 PM #51
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 23, 2007, 05:33:05 PM
i'll save her for you yes;

y dont u do it u fagit

ncba93ivyase

November 23, 2007, 05:36:16 PM #52
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 23, 2007, 05:33:05 PM
i'll save her for you yes;
No, you can keep her ashy orifices.

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unwelc0med

November 23, 2007, 05:37:35 PM #53
Quote from: holy dhit on November 23, 2007, 05:34:55 PM
y dont u do it u fagit

my god i forgot she smokes forget it.

ncba93ivyase

November 23, 2007, 05:38:03 PM #54
Quote from: Unwelc0med on November 23, 2007, 05:37:35 PM
ok then i need address.
Shit, I threw out that box for the package she sent me. caterpie;

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FullmetalGanon

November 23, 2007, 05:38:57 PM #55
Quote from: Lawlz on November 23, 2007, 05:38:03 PM
Shit, I threw out that box for the package she sent me. caterpie;

what was in it

ncba93ivyase

November 23, 2007, 05:39:14 PM #56

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Feynman

November 24, 2007, 06:35:48 PM #57 Last Edit: November 24, 2007, 06:42:59 PM by Bassir C.
My parents know I'm Mr. Compooper so they really don't think I have a girlfriend because of how much of an ass I am and how I don't care about anything but technology. However, I really could pull off having a "secret" girlfriend very easily. My dad checked my contacts list once and came across Zayna and another woman. He just thought both were homework-references for school, even though they weren't.

Hell, I could have a woman in my house moaning all night and they wont even think she's my girlfriend.

Daddy

November 24, 2007, 06:45:50 PM #58
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 24, 2007, 06:35:48 PM


Hell, I could have a woman in my house moaning all night and they wont even think she's my girlfriend.
No, they'd start thinking of plans to hide the rape.

Blaze-Senpai

November 24, 2007, 06:48:14 PM #59
I wonder if my aunt and uncle think I have a girlfriend...
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