Blue glitter

[Daddy]

there wunce wuz a farmor who had a dotter.

one day there wuz  3 guise who were lost and needed a place to sleep.

the farmor sed if you dont have secks with my dotter you can sleep in my barn.


the next day the farmor woke up and told the 3 men to step outsyd

he told the first guy to pull down his pants. there waz blue glitter on his dick so the farmor shot him

he told the second guy to pulldown his pants there was also blue glitter on his dick so the farmor shot him

the told the third guy to pulldown his pantz. there was no blue glitter on his dick.  the farmer asked him why he didn't haz sex with the daughter and when the guy opened his mouth to explain a bunch of blue glitter came out


lol i so funy

[Samus Aran]

ew cunninglinguist

[unwelc0med]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU BOOBJOB