imma destroya of niggas my beest moed nos no bounds dis nigga don't play

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SO TODAY DURING LUNCH, some ugly bitch sat at our table because Shiloh is sick with AIDS or whatever. None of my friends like her, but apparently she's an "acquaintance" of Cheyenne, and the girl also finds me very attractive.

NOW TO THE STORY.

Well, Casey thought she'd try and be smart by telling Cheyenne that drinking Dr. Pepper (the real shit) will make her fat and that it's unhealthy. I just shook my head at that, and told her I drink orange soda and tea laden with sugar all the time, yet I'm far from fat. It doesn't necessarily cause weight gain unless you have excessive amounts and are entirely inactive. Cheyenne rarely drinks anything besides water and she more than likely has larger muscles than I do. She was like, "You, shut up.  orks;" Then she went on to say water is healthier. Okay. Then she and Brenon says water quenches thirst better than anything else. lol no. A thick beverage like milk or something that coats your throat always works best. At times, water can even make your thirst worse though it doesn't necessarily mean you're becoming even more dehydrated. Water will work no better than soda. Then she goes on to say Cheyenne should drink diet soda over normal soda. LOL. I go on about how some artificial sweeteners like saccharin can cause cancer (like what lead to the death of my grandmother) and how they could even potentially cause weight gain.

Yo ho ho, she got a little pissy then. I was just remaining calm, and then she said something that really set me off. The bitch actually dared to call sugars a fat. I slammed my hands on the table like Phoenix Wright and went batshit insane. Jesus Christ, I went on about how it's pretty clear sugars aren't a fat because they dissolve in water, and even went into more scientific terms and whatnot when she kept suggesting I was stupid. The dumb whore honestly believed sugars were fats. Then she said, "Well then you can fucking sit there and drink your goddamn sodas and eat your snacks and get fat, retard."

"I'm thinner than you. spam;"

"meaty cocks"

She was shocked and appalled.  Everyone was amazed I had finally talked at lunch, more so that I was actually capable of raising my voice when she called sugars a lipid and I've shown that I'm willing to hurt someone if it shuts their dumb ass up.

Do you guys ever get into arguments with dumbass people and possibly shock some people around you? powerofone;

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Selkie

Nerd argument topic 101

"lol sugars is nots a fats!"

but seriously, that's funny, because I can totally see you screaming at some fat bitch "SUGAR IS NOT A LIPID!!!!!" silencing the whole cafeteria.

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Super Mario Galaxy on November 19, 2007, 01:23:07 PM
Nerd argument topic 101

"lol sugars is nots a fats!"

but seriously, that's funny, because I can totally see you screaming at some fat bitch "SUGAR IS NOT A LIPID!!!!!" silencing the whole cafeteria.
I shouted at the top of my lungs, and I was proud.

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Gambit17

I'm not in elementary school, so I don't have these kinds of conversations on campus. powerofone;

Selkie

I usually never raise my voice, but I did the same thing at lunch the other day.

Some dumbass all-honors student over-achiever at my table was talking about how it's impossible for aliens to exist and shit, and I was arguing for a while about it, then I just yelled "aliens exist asshole!!"


ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Super Mario Galaxy on November 19, 2007, 01:27:13 PM
I usually never raise my voice, but I did the same thing at lunch the other day.

Some dumbass all-honors student over-achiever at my table was talking about how it's impussible for aliens to exist and shit, and I was arguing for a while about it, then I just yelled "aliens exist asshole!!"


wow selkie did something smart spam;

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Daddy

I called some kid a fag during physics and everyone was shocked.

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: JMV290 on November 19, 2007, 01:28:39 PM
I called some kid a fag during physics and everyone was shocked.
using profanities like that is just plain stupid


And I truthfully used none all day.

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Daddy

Quote from: Lawlz on November 19, 2007, 01:30:32 PM
using profanities like that is just plain stupid


And I truthfully used none all day.
Why is fag a profanity?

ncba93ivyase


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FullmetalGanon


ncba93ivyase

Quote from: holy dhit on November 19, 2007, 01:32:40 PM
you got mad over that?  :|
christ
I hate when people act like pompous asses and think they're intelligent when they know jack shit. When it comes to something I love, such as science, I need to prove the fool wrong.

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bluaki

Quote from: Lawlz on November 19, 2007, 01:30:32 PM
using profanities like that is just plain stupid


And I truthfully used none all day.
I truthfully used none all my life... I'm not kidding psyduck;

Daddy

Quote from: Lawlz on November 19, 2007, 01:32:30 PM
offensive term for homosexual
Moron, Idiot, and Imbecile are offensive terms for the mentally retarded.


dumb is offensive to the mute

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: JMV290 on November 19, 2007, 01:39:26 PM
Moron, Idiot, and Imbecile are offensive terms for the mentally retarded.


dumb is offensive to the mute
but those are all regarded as acceptable for tv because no one truly gives a shit about retarded

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