oh my god I want to learn how to play the....

[Houdini]

I wanna learn drums. ness;

I'm getting a kit for Christmas.

i will teach you the ways

Not if I do it first:

1. Play power chord

2. Play some more power chords

3. Go weedle-oo weedle-oo weedle-oo a bunch

4. More power chords

Now you can play guitar

[Samus Aran]

I'm getting a kit for Christmas.

Not if I do it first:

1. Play power chord

2. Play some more power chords

3. Go weedle-oo weedle-oo weedle-oo a bunch

4. More power chords

Now you can play guitar

god damn you

also get some pedals to make up for the fact you can't find a good tone on your own

[Houdini]

god damn you

also get some pedals to make up for the fact you can't find a good tone on your own

Que, senor? I can get fairly awesome tone with my 60 watt Roland amp and Mexican Tele. Besides, pedals will just muck up your tone. Some companies like Line 6 make pedals that can help your tone a bit, but the key to tone lies in the amp and the guitar.

[Samus Aran]

Que, senor? I can get fairly awesome tone with my 60 watt Roland amp and Mexican Tele. Besides, pedals will just muck up your tone. Some companies like Line 6 make pedals that can help your tone a bit, but the key to tone lies in the amp and the guitar.

sir i was being sarcastic and mentioning something that beginning guitarists do a lot out of laziness

[Houdini]

sir i was being sarcastic and mentioning something that beginning guitarists do a lot out of laziness

I can't register sarcasm after 3:00.

[Sam]

hey guys hey hey guys hey

the only "instrument" I can play is a drum set.

[Houdini]

hey guys hey hey guys hey

the only "instrument" I can play is a drum set.

You can play a drum set?

[Sam]

You can play a drum set?

That I can.

[Houdini]

That I can.

That's an instrument.

[Sam]

That's an instrument.

not when I play them

[Houdini]

not when I play them

Which would imply that you cannot play them; ergo, you cannot play any instruments.

[Sam]

Which would imply that you cannot play them; ergo, you cannot play any instruments.

I can keep a beat though, and therefore I can play them.

[Houdini]

I can keep a beat though, and therefore I can play them.

That's like saying you can play guitar because you can do the "Smoke On the Water" lick.

[Sam]

That's like saying you can play guitar because you can do the "Smoke On the Water" lick.

Well, I played set in the school jazz band for a couple years, so I can do a bit more than keep a beat, buit it's still nothing that can be considered music on its own.

[Houdini]

Well, I played set in the school jazz band for a couple years, so I can do a bit more than keep a beat, buit it's still nothing that can be considered music on its own.

You are a very silly person, and as such I refuse to discuss this matter further. Good day, sir.