ITT DRUG RELATED STORIES

[The artist formally known]

I was driving home after smoking some weed and I felt as if I were tiny in a huge vehicle that I couldn't control and as if every turn was about to throw me through the wind shield. Also everything was pretty slow, and I knew that was the cause so I stopped by Taco Bell for the best grilled stuffed burrito ever.

Also this is the same day of the evolving robot conversation, which still sounds plausible to this minute.

[Daddy]

I'm not retarded, so I have none. 

[bluaki]

My mother made me go to church one Easter and they had this weird thing where everybody was supposed to take a paper cookie thing and dip it in wine (or for kids, red punch) as a symbol of "God's blessing" or whatever, and I ended up getting mine dipped in wine by mistake and the stuff tasted horrible

Closest thing to a drug that I have any experience with.

[YPrrrr]

Never done any drugs. None of my friends really do any drugs.

[The artist formally known]

I'm not retarded, so I have none. 

Yes you are  caterpie;

[ME##]

I'm not retarded, so I have none.  navi;

[The artist formally known]

This other time, me and my friend were going to go to this dance at my school and so we get there and meet up with some other dudes to go and smoke more and have some beer and vodka at the beach, and the fucking vice principal comes up to us while we're all stoned out of our minds and lectures us about how we shouldn't have a kid from another school at the dance, and how we shouldn't come back because he suspected we were gonna go and drink and smoke and then come back all fucked up (which was, of course, exactly what we were going to do).

I remember I talked to my old vice principal about my new college school thing because it was at prom and I was going to my old school's prom. I was really really really drunk and he didn't even notice. I thought it was quite funny  caterpie;

I let my date talk for me because I could barley walk

[ncba93ivyase]

I got high and went to the Dollar General (while flying) and saw some black lady look at me and laughed for 15 minutes nonstop.

goddamn why are so funny

My mother made me go to church one Easter and they had this weird thing where everybody was supposed to take a paper cookie thing and dip it in wine (or for kids, red punch) as a symbol of "God's blessing" or whatever, and I ended up getting mine dipped in wine by mistake and the stuff tasted horrible

Closest thing to a drug that I have any experience with.

JESUS TURNED HIMSELF INTO KOOLAID SO THAT BLACK PEOPLE WOULD LIKE HIM

[Kalahari Inkantation]

actually, i am a dumbass

[Feynman]

Well, I went to the pediatrician and got a few vaccinations the other day.

[NOA_Haunted]

The other day during english I was a little high and this girl was like your eyes are red, I said no and just laughed.

[Selkie]

dumb shit
you could have killed someone

[Selkie]

God damn you guys are retarded, what so bad about weed?

lol what are brain cells

[ncba93ivyase]

lol what are brain cells

marijuana prevents and reduces brain tumors

!!

[Selkie]

marijuana prevents and reduces brain tumors

!!

who the fuck cares?

It kills your brain in the process, so that doesn't really seem logical anyway