shhhhhhh

[The artist formally known]

I don't get why people jack off in bed. It's a pain to clean that shit up.

towel, sock, pillow? they all work

[Samus Aran]

I've felt like I was going to make weird sounds a few times before but for whatever reason, I'm always silent while doing it.

You learn to be quiet about it pretty easily.

[Blaze-Senpai]

You learn to be quiet about it pretty easily.

I've never made any sounds while doing it

[Houdini]

All I've got to do to make sure my parents dont catch me is keep my big mouth shut.  I always let out weird sounds when I do.

Did you hear that? That was the sound of twenty Boyagers simultaneously unzipping their flies.

[Samus Aran]

Did you hear that? That was the sound of twenty Boyagers simultaneously unzipping their flies.

No, just me.

[bluaki]

Did you hear that? That was the sound of twenty Boyagers simultaneously unzipping their flies.

shlick;

Seriously though, I lol'ed >_>

[Gambit17]

Haha, I have free reign of the house most of the time, and when people are here, they know to always knock. Ground rules. They need to be set. Especially when I pay half the utilities.

[Selkie]

I don't get why people jack off in bed. It's a pain to clean that shit up.

Sock over the tip of the penis

it works wonders

[bluaki]

I don't get why people jack off in bed. It's a pain to clean that shit up.

I actually don't make a mess or anything at all >_>

I've never made any sounds while doing it

I think that's it's just mainly girls that make sounds, but for whatever reason I've heard that boys usually don't make noises.

[Samus Aran]

I actually don't make a mess or anything at all >_>

Yes, well it's a bit different for you, seeing as how you're a girl. There's no release (well, almost never, anyway).

[guff]

Yes, well it's a bit different for you, seeing as how you're a girl.

It might also be worth pointing out that girls can't jack off.

[bluaki]

It might also be worth pointing out that girls can't jack off.

Whatever, I just assume that whoever is saying that simply means masturbation.

[Samus Aran]

It might also be worth pointing out that girls can't jack off.

I figured that was obvious enough, but apparently not, as we see in the quote below...

Whatever, I just assume that whoever is saying that simply means masturbation.

See: jacking off

[Feynman]

Well considering that the only topic at hand is masturbation and where/how you do it...

It's not.

Oh I thought the topic was about using the computer under the covers.

It is.

[Samus Aran]

It's not.

Notice how nobody cares about you using your computer under the bed.

The topic changed to masturbation. THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MASTURBATION DAMN IT.