Conditions of the perfect fapping

[unwelc0med]

It's spelled "shlick" with an "i", and yes. shlick;

i'm a fucking retard cause spheling iz mah bhest shubhzect

[bluaki]

Clit or in?

Depends on how I feel but usually clit...
Why would you care? >_>

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Depends on how I feel but usually clit...
Why would you care? >_>

because we are perverted sex-deprived males

[YPrrrr]

Depends on how I feel but usually clit...
Why would you care? >_>

i dont.

im bored. i ask uncomfortable personal questions when im bored

[GingaNinja]

Normally just in my moon chair with the fan pointed at me.  Or on the bed when it is cold.

It also works real well on the trampoline....you get a good bounce. caterpie;