Conditions of the perfect fapping

[Selkie]

After school
on the bed
with fan on so there is a cool breeze
with silk pants
slowly

your turn.

[Feynman]

to a person right in front of you

[unwelc0med]

to a person right in front of you

better not be a guy

[Selkie]

to a person right in front of you

I usually don't use pictures

[YPrrrr]

in woman
out of woman
rinse and repeat

[unwelc0med]

I usually don't use pictures

are you a girl or boy?

[Selkie]

are you a girl or boy?

Boy  toot;

[unwelc0med]

Boy  toot;

k

[The artist formally known]

i need: penis, hand, and something to make penis and hand move slick

[bluaki]

i need: penis, hand, and something to make penis and hand move slick

I seem to lack the necessary things flower;

[The artist formally known]

I seem to lack the necessary things flower;

you can barrow mine 

[unwelc0med]

I seem to lack the necessary things flower;

shluck then? educate;

[ME##]

better not be a guy

Better not be a women.

[bluaki]

shluck then? educate;

It's spelled "shlick" with an "i", and yes. shlick;

[YPrrrr]

It's spelled "shlick" with an "i", and yes. shlick;

Clit or in?