Oh yes I love dreams

[Selkie]

My dream last night:

I was with a troop of soldiers during a war I guess. We shot lots of people. Anyway, we then retreat into this underground room thing near the edge of a cliff. An enemy then comes in, fires some extremely fast, sharp bullets at me and the others, my legs and pelvis are pierced, along with my hand. it is pretty painful.

I then run out, ask them if I can jump off the cliff to end the pain, they say okay, so I jump off the cliff, hit some jagged rocks and water, don't die. I go back up and try again.

Then I then wake up in my dream. I go into the kitchen and tell my parents it.

Then my dad wakes me up, and I have to go to fucking school 

[YPrrrr]

Fast bullets?

No fucking way. Get out

[ncba93ivyase]

I had sex with my mother. Multiple times.

[YPrrrr]

I had sex with my mother. Multiple times.

For some reason I always picture your mom as the girl in your avatar with the bouncing boobs china;

[Feynman]

I was going to the GameStop where I originally preordered Super Mario Galaxy, and on my way I noticed a Wal-Mart that kept following me as I walked towards the GameStop. There was a sign that said "Super Mario Galaxy 50% off", so I decided to go there instead. I wait in line and finally when it's my turn, a skips me and takes the last one. So, the guy there says "oh well, I'll make it up for you", and takes me to a giant spinning wheel that he spins and it says "YOU GOT A 5,000 DOLLAR GIFT CARD". The employee takes the card for himself and runs away, and I chase after him. I manage to catch up, trip, him and take the card back. As I'm walking to customer service to redeem it, the FBI comes out of nowhere with SWAT teams chasing an old women that shop-lifted an iPod. I run into the old lady, she tries to shoot me with a gun shaped like a cane, and I immediately take a near flash drive and throw it at her head. The USB part of the drive pierces her skull and she falls to the ground with blood spewing out. The SWAT team finds the dead body and me covered with blood and awards me with a copy of Super Mario Galaxy.

As soon as I popped it into my Wii, I wake up.

[Samus Aran]

Since I'm a loser, I had a dream about 4chan.

[YPrrrr]

Since I'm a loser, I had a dream about 4chan.

One of the nights I was on here until 4 in the AM I had a dream about Boyah.

Really sad...