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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevy_Chase_Bank

Chevy Chase Bank, FSB is one of the largest financial services companies based in the Baltimore-Washington Metropolitan Area. Lots of stuff on this page is completely incorrect. I'll fix it. Despite its name, it is a federally chartered thrift regulated by the Office of Thrift Supervision, rather than a bank<<<For instance this "fact", deregulation let to this becoming a bank. While it was chartered as a thrift, thrifts don't really exist anymore - it is a "bank" . It is privately held and controlled by the B.F. Saul Real Estate Investment Trust; B. Francis Saul II, the grandson of its founder, serves as its chairman<<<This is ridiculously wrong, BF founded the bank in 1969 in a trailer on Connecticut Ave. His granddaddy founded some mortgage company (that made BF rich before all the stuff he did on his own).
The bank's core business is residential mortgages and consumer banking; its mortgage subsidiary, the B.F. Saul Mortgage Company, is one of the leading mortgage originators in the region.[1] As of March 31, 2006 it held $10,649,183 in deposits.
Chevy Chase Bank has more than 250 branches [1] throughout Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, and the District of Columbia, and claims to have the largest network of ATMs in the Washington area. Officially it is based in McLean, Virginia - no this is wrong, they are out of Bethesda -, although according to ABA routing information it is based in Laurel, Maryland. Its headquarters offices are in downtown Bethesda, Maryland, at the corner of Wisconsin Avenue and East-West Highway.
Its main competitors are the retail banking divisions of larger, supraregional (it's superregional dumbass) companies such as Bank of America, BB&T, SunTrust Banks, and Wachovia, and so emphasizes its local nature and community involvement in its advertising. It uses a caricature portrayal of Benjamin Franklin as its advertising mascot, who repeats the tagline The Leading Local Bank in its television commercials.

Bob Brown (Director of Banking for Maryland) stinks like poop as a manager. He's dimwitted, condescending and ugly.

[Selkie]