When I pee it goes 2 different directions.

[Selkie]

There is something clogging your urethra.

Maybe hardened cum.

I suggest not stopping short of ejaculation. I know it increases the pleasure, but come on man.

[Samus Aran]

my penis pretty much has a seizure when i pee and it just sorta goes wherever

[bluaki]

my penis pretty much has a seizure when i pee and it just sorta goes wherever

Aren't guys supposed to hold it in place when they pee?

[YPrrrr]

Aren't guys supposed to hold it in place when they pee?

i do

[The artist formally known]

Aren't guys supposed to hold it in place when they pee?

yes but if it is small like kaz's it kinda just stays in one place

[Samus Aran]

Aren't guys supposed to hold it in place when they pee?

WHAT

I WAS NOT TOLD ABOUT THIS

[The artist formally known]

WHAT

I WAS NOT TOLD ABOUT THIS

i just spit water all over my bed, thanks

[Samus Aran]

i just spit water all over my bed, thanks

No problem. Even a boring guy like me has to be funny at least once in a millenium.

[ncba93ivyase]

Aren't guys supposed to hold it in place when they pee?

Mine just plops down into the toilet. The only time I ever attempt to control it is at school so I don't piss my pants.

[Andrios]

Hm.  Where is your pee hole?

Did you know that an XY's pee pee hole is sometimes located in places other than the end of the weenie? Like, for example, on the underside? Imagine trying to aim that thing. It's call Hypospadias. How would a condom work if it were at the base of the shaft? "hey hold on, i will need to place my finger over this hole.. or else you will get prennent." .... bwhahhahaa...........hah...a.

[YPrrrr]

Hm.  Where is your pee hole?

Did you know that an XY's pee pee hole is sometimes located in places other than the end of the weenie? Like, for example, on the underside? Imagine trying to aim that thing. It's call Hypospadias. How would a condom work if it were at the base of the shaft? "hey hold on, i will need to place my finger over this hole.. or else you will get prennent." .... bwhahhahaa...........hah...a.

lol wtf

[Andrios]

lol wtf

im not kidding

[YPrrrr]

im not kidding

I know. It's just such a random condition

[ncba93ivyase]

Hm.  Where is your pee hole?

Did you know that an XY's pee pee hole is sometimes located in places other than the end of the weenie? Like, for example, on the underside? Imagine trying to aim that thing. It's call Hypospadias. How would a condom work if it were at the base of the shaft? "hey hold on, i will need to place my finger over this hole.. or else you will get prennent." .... bwhahhahaa...........hah...a.

I'd grease up a peanut and stick it in there.