When I pee it goes 2 different directions.

[GingaNinja]

why

[Kalahari Inkantation]

what the hell

[Wrench]

why not

[FullmetalGanon]

one time my pee missed cause it went in two directions.
then i had to clean it.
8=====P

[ncba93ivyase]

WHY NOT

I HATE WAKING UP WITH A SPLIT DICK BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST BARELY STANDING AND YOUR PISS SPRAYS EVERYWHERE AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE GOD DAMNIT BUT TOO LAZY TO EVEN CARE ABOUT CLEANING IT UP SO YOU LET IT FESTER.

[The artist formally known]

You got cotton in your penis

Also http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=howmanytimes

[Classic]

Clearly the opening in the head has been split. Simply pinch it and one way traffic shall continue.

[bluaki]

Uh... eww o_O

[Pyrate]

Uh... eww o_O

let us rejoice for our vulvas do not let us down with inferior urinating powers

[YPrrrr]

let us rejoice for our vulvas do not let us down with inferior urinating powers

Can you pee upwards? Yeah, thought not. Get back in the kitchen

[FullmetalGanon]

Can you pee upwards? Yeah, thought not. Get back in the kitchen

o shi-
got pwnd

[Pyrate]

Can you pee upwards? Yeah, thought not. Get back in the kitchen

if i stand on my head yes burned;

[Tri4se]

Can you pee upwards? Yeah, thought not. Get back in the kitchen

I've seen girls do that. o.O

[Wrench]

Can you pee upwards? Yeah, thought not. Get back in the kitchen

lmao

ily YPR 

[Pyrate]

btw my computer is next to the oven so i'm already in the kitchen :|