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[Samus Aran]

To post, or not to post, that is the question:
Whether 'tis pro-er for the OP to suffer
The flames and trolls of outrageous gaifags,
Or to take arms against a board of weeaboos
And by opposing, own them. To DSFARGEG, to fail-
No more- and by a fail to say we end
The SAGE and the thousand natural
That New/b/s are heir to. 'Tis a GET
Devoutly to be wished. To DSFARGEG, to fail;
To fail, perchance to headsigh. Ay, there's A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY,
For in that headsigh of DSFARGEG what lolis may come,
When we have shuffled off these forty cakes,
Must give us corm. There's the jailbait
That makes fail of so long life.
For who would JAM IT IN the vagoo and jellyrolls of Fatty-tan,
Th' weeaboo's manga, the /b/tard's /b/ible,
The COCAINE of disprized rock n' roll clowns, the 4chan Party Van,
The dental holocaust of Cracky-chan, and the 10bux
That SomethingAwful takes of the unworthy /b/rother,
When he himself might his epic fail make
With a delicious copypasta? Who would Anon bear,
To grunt and sweat during a BABY FUCK,
But that the dread of something after b&,
The undiscovered Peace-chan from whose massive tits
No /b/tard returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather party hard
Than fly to others we know not of?
Thus fappitude does make /b/tards of us all;
And thus the native hue of grey areas
Is colored over with the CP of pedos,
And enterprises of great fail and AIDS
With this hardest metal known to man their nanomachines turn awry
And lose the Battletoads of Doom 3. -Sticky it now,
The fair Cockmongler. Nigra, in thy orisons
Be all my centipedes in my vagina remembered.

[Samus Aran]

IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO WRITE THAT 

[V]

IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO WRITE THAT 

It was beautiful. Poetic genius. awesome;

[Samus Aran]

IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO WRITE THAT 

It was beautiful. Poetic genius. awesome;

Sadly, there just isn't enough room in that soliloquy to put in some of the memes one might expect, such as SHOOP DA WHOOP, an hero, speedycat, longcat (or tacgnol), v-tech, happy negro, and pedobear.

edumacate;

[V]

IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO WRITE THAT 

It was beautiful. Poetic genius. awesome;

Sadly, there just isn't enough room in that soliloquy to put in some of the memes one might expect, such as SHOOP DA WHOOP, an hero, speedycat, longcat (or tacgnol), v-tech, happy negro, and pedobear.


edumacate;

I would have expected you to put "an hero" in at least. Wasn't that what Shakespeare was talking about.  y;

[Samus Aran]

IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO WRITE THAT 

It was beautiful. Poetic genius. awesome;

Sadly, there just isn't enough room in that soliloquy to put in some of the memes one might expect, such as SHOOP DA WHOOP, an hero, speedycat, longcat (or tacgnol), v-tech, happy negro, and pedobear.


edumacate;

I would have expected you to put "an hero" in at least. Wasn't that what Shakespeare was talking about.  y;

Well yes, Hamlet was contemplating suicide. However, the way I've changed it won't allow for the suicide thing in most of it...I'll see if I can edit in somewhere.