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[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

my burnt tongue cause i drank the coffee too fast

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

guava cheesecake

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

lime yogurt

[6M69I69B9]

just had a vanilla soylent bottle (400 cal) for the 1st time

lol i feel like im full
uhh it just tastes like less sweetened vanilla milk (lol tbh kinda bad @ describing tastes)

as long as i don't feel like i wanna eat im good.
kinda sad that it's $42 for fuckin 12 bottles but I wanted to experience this soyboy shit at least once

[6M69I69B9]

just had a vanilla soylent bottle (400 cal) for the 1st time

lol i feel like im full
uhh it just tastes like less sweetened vanilla milk (lol tbh kinda bad @ describing tastes)

as long as i don't feel like i wanna eat im good.
kinda sad that it's $42 for fuckin 12 bottles but I wanted to experience this soyboy shit at least once

well uhh that didn't last long LMAO
lasted for like 2 1/2hrs before i had another craving (not hunger)
maybe it's an issue on my behalf
i have a bad snacking issue
tfw

[strongbad]

there's a documentary called Inspired to Ride about the people who race bicycles (unsupported) across the US. for reference, the fastest dude does it in 14 days. one guy decides to try to eat only soylent and has a whole bike bag dedicated to it. he is tired of it by like day 2 IIRC lol

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

beef curry

[6M69I69B9]

emptiness

yesterday, for one full day, i decided to drink 3 soylents for each meal and at least a bottle's worth of water
all just to see how itd be as a diet for a day, and man am i BAD with managing my snacking
but i perservered

tbh if soylent bottles didnt cost so much then maybe id actually consider it lol
maybe i can just settle with the powder since it's cheaper
hmmmm

[Kalahari Inkantation]

crepes

one containing salmon/spinach/cream cheese/capers (★★★★½)

the other containing the more typical strawberries/banana slices/gnutella/ƕipped cream ensemble (★★★★)

v. good but v. spensy at over $11/ea lol

[ClassicTyler]

dinner is served

Tomato sandwich served on sourdough made at work with mayo, salt and pepper and cheddar served with fresh cut watermelon and these fun novelty chips I found that are ketchup, mustard and pickle flavored.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

tater tots so bereft of flavor that i was forced to resort to using k*tchup to make them at all palatable

paired with an almost equally flavorless calzone full of what i have to assume is mozzarella-inspired processed cheese because it's just so mushy and tasteless

p. disappointed to have spent $12 on this

[ClassicTyler]

why is food so expensive where you live


and so mediocre apparently lmao

[Kalahari Inkantation]

as for the mediocrity, i couldn't be as selective as i prefer to be because i was hella hungry but pressed for time in an unfamiliar town with limited options, and basically wandered into a restaurant i'd never heard of before

at least now i know to avoid that spot in the future lol

As for the expense, it's New York.

also i've been slowly chipping away at a long john silver's order since like 3pm and i'm only now finishing up on the coleslaw

[Samus Aran]

ngl i hate long john silver

[Kalahari Inkantation]

tater tots so bereft of flavor that i was forced to resort to using k*tchup to make them at all palatable

paired with an almost equally flavorless calzone full of what i have to assume is mozzarella-inspired processed cheese because it's just so mushy and tasteless

p. disappointed to have spent $12 on this

as for the mediocrity, i couldn't be as selective as i prefer to be because i was hella hungry but pressed for time in an unfamiliar town with limited options, and basically wandered into a restaurant i'd never heard of before

at least now i know to avoid that spot in the future lol

also worth mentioning:

i has asked for garlic butter which was very clearly listed among the sauce options, and instead i was given some kind of salad dressing

and to top it all off, midway into it i took a bite that i found i simply couldn't chew

spat it into my hand and discovered that it was a huge piece of parchment paper or smth fully baked into the flavorless mozzarella-inspired processed cheese

yeah wow overall a terrible eating experience, certainly the worst in recent memory and perhaps the worst ever

ngl i hate long john silver

it was okay

may as well have been a five-star meal compared to that parchment paper and processed cheese calzone slop