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[Kalahari Inkantation]

The kid's big, about 6'2" and quite strong. He wanted me to walk to the beach with him (showed up randomly at my house) and I felt bad asaying no, even though I really did not want to. So we walked, he wouldn't shut up about how horny he was. And how long it had been since he "got some". (So I asked "Chris, have you ever gotte any?", I think he's a liar and still a virgin). And he kept saying how hot I was and how lucky Jon (my boyfriend at the time) was. And he wouldn't stop touching my boobs and ass.

When we actually got to the beach I tried to avoid him my going on the swings but somehow I ended up pinned on the ground and he was trying to take my shirt off, so i kneed him in the gut. And then when I went to march away, he grabbed my arm so I swung the other one around and punched him in the nose.

And then I told my boyfriend what happened, and he got mad at me for telling him. Didn't really care about hoow scarred I was.
I'm still friends with the kid, and I ahven't told any of our mutual friends what he did. I just refuse to be alone with him now.

You hang out around retarded people.

[Feynman]

I'll show you how a gentleman gives a girl a good time, Pinkeh.

no, no sex