i needs some assistance plumz

[Houdini]

cousin it

Somewhat plausible. It might be hard to get the idea across, though.

[FAMY2]

Elvira. The big busted Halloween lady.   caterpie;

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Be captain underpants

[Houdini]

Be captain underpants

Awesome idea, but I'd need a fat suit and a bald wig.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Awesome idea, but I'd need a fat suit and a bald wig.

Shave your head and eat alot

[Houdini]

Shave your head and eat alot

Within the space of about nine hours.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Within the space of about nine hours.

fine...

Go as uhh....Buddy Holly

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Rip up and stain some crappy plaid pants, and do the same with a few crappy shirts. Wear some bad shoes and mess up your hair and, ta-da, you're a bum.
also make a sign with a pen that says "will work for food" and tape it to your back

[YPrrrr]

Ozzy

[C.Mongler]

uh too late but you should have gone as tom waits