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[j o e i n c]

Andrew Meyer waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were free mason in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Hilery Clintan were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Andrew was a conspiracy theorist for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the david icke and he said to dad "I want to be a retarded daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE TASE BY POLICE"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the auditorium base of the University of Florida he knew there were conspiracies.
"This is Hilery" the radio crackered. "You must question the masons!"
So Andrew gotted his qustion ready and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO UNCOVER US" said the masons
"I will rebuttal at him" said the john kery and he fired the logical responses. Andrew theorized at him and tried to blew him up. But then the police came and Andrew was handcuffed and not able to be annoying.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" he shouted
The radio said "No, Andrew. You are the bros"
And then Andrew got tased.

[j o e i n c]

[Samus Aran]

kaz posts in forum

i say "no kaz you are ". kaz pulled out the ban hammer and tryed to ban us
we sayed no kaz dont but kaz do not listen

he presses ban. 5 4 3 2 1 and then we were banned. kaz's friends sayed to him 'good you baned them' andkaz sayed 'yes it is good'

later in night kaz goes to the bed. he goes into the bed and kaz goes to sleep. a windows are open and a person sneaks in

the person has a bat and hits the persons in bed but kaz is not in there

the man with bats is joeinc and he sais "no you are not kaz' and it is lawlz in bed and lawlz sayed to joeinc 'yes he flewed away'

then joeinc are saddened

what the fuck you're a genius