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2 Fresh 2 Cops: The Sequel to Two Fresh Cops

Started by Andrew1911, October 28, 2007, 01:33:08 PM

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October 28, 2007, 01:33:08 PM Last Edit: October 28, 2007, 01:41:36 PM by Andrew1911
After months of waiting... It is ready. That's right. Two Fresh Cops is back and with a vengeance.

Reaper sat alone in his thoughts. He was still in his suit from the funeral... Reaper thought, "I can't believe James is gone... James Lawlz was the one detective who's been here the longest... I didn't just lose James... I also lost one of the finest detectives to come through those doors... David "LCK" Ieram. God. What a catrostrophe. The Outsider Clan took a huge hit from those two and the other detectives but with the Outsider Leader, Michael Bay/Karel, escaping our cluthes... How can they be defeated? They're still a threat. Oh, God... How is RT safe? We need him dead. The higher ups are on my ass. I need help. I need new detectives to stop this threat. When the hell are they going to come? Well, at least, I still have Haunted, V, YPR, and Ricky. Ah, here come the new detectives..."

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Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 01:33:08 PM
After months of waiting... It is ready. That's right. Two Fresh Cops is back and with a vengeance.

Reaper sat alone in his thoughts. He was still in his suit from the funeral... Reaper thought, "I can't believe James is gone... James Lawlz was the one detective who's been here the longest... I didn't just lose James... I also lost one of the finest detectives to come through those doors... David "LCK" Ieram. God. What a catrostrophe. The Outsider Clan took a huge hit from those two and the other detectives but with the Outsider Leader, Michael Bay/Karel, escaping our cluthes... How can they be defeated? They're still a threat. Oh, God... How is RT safe? We need him dead. The higher ups are on my ass. I need help. I need new detectives to stop this threat. When the hell are they going to come? Well, at least, I still have Haunted, V, Bassir, and Ricky. Ah, here come the new detectives..."
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Andrew1911

October 28, 2007, 01:43:09 PM #2 Last Edit: October 28, 2007, 04:26:19 PM by Andrew1911
Chapter One: Saved by the Bell, The New Class

Reaper walked out of his office to welcome the four new detectives who were coming to work in the Boyah Police HQ. Reaper said, "Welcome, detectives. We need help. The Outsider Clan is still at large so that is why I'm relying on you four to stop these bastards from killing innocent people with their drugs. God knows they've killed too many already... First detective, introduce yourself."

The first detective walked in front of the line and said, "Hey, my name is Joshua Mario Venneth but you can call me JMV in short. I don't really have an interesting life so I think I'm just going to stop there. Also, ladies... I'm available." One of the women said, "So... You're an Italian Scottish Jew?" JMV answered, "My mom was a bit of a slut... It was her thing to go around the world and fuck people. I think I was cross breed." Another man said, "That's not possible... God damn retard."

Reaper interrupted the feud. Reaper said, "Alright, you at the end, introduce yourself since you seem to have a loose tongue." The last detective said, "My name is Kaz and Weezer rules. That is all." JMV aruged, "Dude, Make Believe totally licked balls." Kaz screamed, "YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH! MAKE BELIEVE HAD SOME GOOD SONGS ON IT!" JMV taunted him, "Weezer sold out, bra!" Reaper screamed, "ENOUGH! YOU TWO ARE PARTNERS TILL YOU WORK OUT YOUR DIFFERENCES!" JMV said, "But, Lieu, no way can I get acquainted with this douche!" Reaper said, "Suck it up. You two female detectives are last. Introduce yourselves."

The second detective said, "Hello, I am Rae. I used to be in Arson but I got shuffled to being a Detective because of the problems this unit was having. I expect to be happy here and whatnot." Reaper said, "Thank you, Rae. That was nicely said. Okay, the third one... You've been awfully quiet." The third detective said, "Fuck you. I'm Hime." Rae gulped. Reaper said, "Well, fuck you. You two are partners. I'm going into my office. Go... Do... Stuff. Detective stuff. Leave me to grieve for right now."

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Chapter Two: LCK, P.I.

LCK went to Lawlz's house and sits on the curb. He just stared. LCK wonderd to himself if he should introduce himself to Lawlz's family. LCK finally decided what to do and walked up to the door. LCK knocked and he was awakened to a goddess... Pinkeh Lawlz. LCK asked, "Excuse me but are you Misse- Miss Lawlz?" Pinkeh screamed, "OH, GOD, THE Outsider ARE BACK TO FINISH THE JOB! KIDS, GET THE GUNS!" Pinkeh takes a gun out of her holster and aims it at LCK's head.

LCK is then ambushed by two kids with guns. LCK said, "Wait, wait, wait... I'm Lawlz's partner... Was... I just want to talk to you." Pinkeh said, "Oh, yeah? Where's your badge?" LCK said, "Well, you see... I kind of... Quit the force." Pinkeh said, "Blow him away, kids." LCK screamed, "I WAS THERE WHEN LAWLZ DIED!" Pinkeh put up the sign for her kids to stop. Pinkeh said, "What were his last words?" LCK said, "His last words were 'I lived a good life but I wish it were longer.'" Pinkeh believed him and let him inside her house.

LCK saw a lot of photos of the family happy together. Their family would never be the same again. She sat him down on a chair and Pinkeh sat on the couch. Pinkeh said, "All right... What did you want to say?" LCK pondered and said, "Well... I wanted to say Lawlz was like a brother to me. I only knew him for two weeks but I grew to love him in that time. He was a great man. I didn't know he had a family until he died. We were kind of tied up with the Outsider Clan and all... So, it came as a shock. I wanted to meet the family and talk to them and whatnot. I'm thinking of becoming a private investigator actually..." Pinkeh said, "Thank you for your kind words. Now, let's fuck."

LCK answered, "Yes... Yes... Wait... Wh-wh-what? Fuck?" Pinkeh screamed, "Yes! Fuck!" LCK said, "But... Your kids... Are right there." Pinkeh said, "James hasn't pleased me in two weeks. I need a man." LCK said, "Well, can't you get a man besides his partner? I don't feel right making love to my partner's wife on the day of his funeral! He's watching me from heaven right now and if I fuck you, he's going to tell God to send me to hell! I don't want to go to hell! Hendrix isn't there!" Pinkeh screamed, "PLEASE! I NEED A MAN!" LCK said, "Well, I'm really busy and need to apply for a P.I. license so... Bye."

LCK ran out of the house and tried to hail a cab. There were none in sight. Pinkeh ran out of the door and screamed, "I NEED A MAN!" LCK tried to run down the street when he heard her scream for his meaty man part again. LCK began to cry for it reminded him of Lawlz. LCK began to run a bit faster but Pinkeh was fast as hell. LCK ran into a dark alleyway. He reached a dead end and Pinkeh had him trapped. LCK screamed, "NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!" LCK was raped.

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Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 03:58:50 PM
Omg Pinkeh is a retard in this story. :(
Well no one can resist LCK's "meaty man-part"

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