OH GOD

[ncba93ivyase]

There's a dumbass outside with a motorcycle. He's just letting it sit in one place, rumbling and groaning and driving me fucking insane. It echoes in my room, and rattles, and I can't stand it. Jesus Christ, why the hell do people intentionally want a loud motorcycle? Are they god damn retards? Motorcycles have a fraction of the power of a car, so they have no need to be so loud.

Damnit, it's getting louder every second. I'm about to go tip the piece of shit over.

[Samus Aran]

Just go kick it over.

[YPrrrr]

Because people in general are stupid...

[ME##]

Why do  retards made their fucking Honda Civics so God damn loud? 


Also, I cannot stand American motorcycles either.

[Daddy]

Motorcycles are possibly the worst invention ever.

[Samus Aran]

I want one though.

Why?

[Samus Aran]

It's cheaper than a car.
you save on gas money, and it's a chick magnet;).

Hopefully you live in an area where you can use it all the time, then. Up here, owning a motorcycle is pretty pointless. Too cold, and of course motorcycles aren't exactly well-equipped for snow and ice.

[Daddy]

it's a chick magnet;).

Yeah, in the 60's

[Houdini]

Nope, it still is.

No, it's not.

[Andrew1911]

Kill the guy. Then, break the motorcycle into tiny pieces and sell the pieces for scraps. If you don't kill him, he'll just come back with another motorcycle.

[Samus Aran]

I don't know where you live but here

Motorcycles = sexy

You must live in the east then, because everywhere west of Missouri, it's just annoying.

[YPrrrr]

Piss in the gas tank.

I'd love to have a little rice rocket some day, but I hate those god damn Harleys and anything with that deafening engine.

My county has one of the biggest Harley plants in the country... edumacate;