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DO YOU GUYS COOK?

Started by ncba93ivyase, October 21, 2007, 09:26:19 AM

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Classic

October 21, 2007, 06:14:12 PM #30
I can cook anything given to me. I also like to make my own dishes.

YPrrrr

October 21, 2007, 06:17:17 PM #31
Quote from: Classic on October 21, 2007, 06:14:12 PM
I can cook anything given to me. I also like to make my own dishes.
How about a boot, a condom, and a lead pipe.

Figure out a recipe. GO navi;

Sam

October 21, 2007, 06:56:45 PM #32
I'm a girl, I cook everything. Duh.
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

YPrrrr

October 21, 2007, 07:10:27 PM #33
Quote from: samsam on October 21, 2007, 06:56:45 PM
I'm a girl, I cook everything. Duh.
As you should

Classic

October 21, 2007, 07:47:57 PM #34
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 21, 2007, 06:17:17 PM
How about a boot, a condom, and a lead pipe.

Figure out a recipe. GO navi;

Pirate Hooker Surprise.

Boil all 3 ingredients in the lube from the condom for 30 minutes. Stir with the lead pipe, allowing the lead to soak into the mixture.

Once boiled, serve in the boot.

musica.cards

October 21, 2007, 08:47:23 PM #35
I haven't cooked in a while, so I forgot.
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V

October 21, 2007, 09:56:36 PM #36
Are you crazy? If I were to cook, I would taking away what the females in this house love to do best.

GingaNinja

October 21, 2007, 10:12:31 PM #37
Quote from: Lawlz on October 21, 2007, 09:26:19 AM
I just made a big pot of chili all by myself, and it is so delicious. It's not even 12 and I'm feasting upon the corpses of dead peppers and beans. powerofone;

Because my mom hates spicy food and everything, I had to dumb it down a little so it's not really spicy. Regardless, it's still an orgasm in my mouth.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS ENJOY MAKING? weewee;
I enjoy making REAL orgasms in my mouth.

Samus Aran

October 22, 2007, 12:53:56 AM #38
Quote from: Blaj48 on October 21, 2007, 10:12:31 PM
I enjoy making REAL orgasms in my mouth.


You can suck your own cock?

Daddy

October 22, 2007, 01:28:23 AM #39
When I was in 6th and 7th grade I used to want to be a chef.  china;

I know how to cook pretty well, but I"m lazy.

Placebo Headwound

October 22, 2007, 01:35:21 AM #40
Quote from: Lawlz on October 21, 2007, 11:55:34 AM
Your cooking skills are just as good as your looks. spam;
...emo;

Samus Aran

October 22, 2007, 01:36:41 AM #41
I keep reading this thread title as "DO YOU GUYS COCK?"

y;

JGE

October 22, 2007, 01:41:24 AM #42
I'm not allowed to use the microwave.

Samus Aran

October 22, 2007, 01:43:18 AM #43
Quote from: Precursor on October 22, 2007, 01:41:24 AM
I'm not allowed to use the microwave.


I wasn't allowed to use a stove for a while after breaking a burner on my mom's old one. It was only my second time using it and I forgot to push in the knob before turning it. It was a sort of child-safe thing I suppose. I just twisted it really hard and broke it.

JGE

October 22, 2007, 01:45:58 AM #44
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 22, 2007, 01:43:18 AM
I wasn't allowed to use a stove for a while after breaking a burner on my mom's old one. It was only my second time using it and I forgot to push in the knob before turning it. It was a sort of child-safe thing I suppose. I just twisted it really hard and broke it.

I discovered the effects of ill. foil, the hard way.
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