Nicknames

[Samus Aran]

Ry-Ry
Razzle
Razzamatazz
Rylander
Rysiepoo

You can blame Chelsea for most of those.

[Feynman]

B...ass..ir (from idiots)
Bulbasaur (from when I was a kid by my friend's brother)
Brazil (by some damn weaboo bitch that thinks that she's random)
Basir (from family)
Basirah (from mom)
sexy (from someone you don't know ;) )

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

sexy (from someone you don't know )

I bet it's your uncle.

[Houdini]

Princess Chewbacca, because I can do a mean Chewie impression. I can't remember where the Princess bit came from, though.

[Daddy]

Utility Belt (or just Utility) - It started when my friend was talking about his girlfriend and I made a joke about her being loose, and I compared it to batman's utility belt.   Everyone thought it was hilarious and they gave me that name.

U-Unit (or The Unit)- Same group of friends, just a smaller number of them.   We were sitting at lunch and my friends knew that I wanted to fuck one of my female friends so they wrote her a love letter "from me", and signed it "U-Unit"


Pimp- lol hi V.  My friend Todd usually uses it.

Valente- uhm duz this count. It's my last name.

Phil - When I moved back to Salem and was in English, two kids didn't know my name so they kept calling me "new kid", one day they wanted to borrow a pencil and I told them that I would give it to the first person to tell me my real name.  One of them replied "uhmmm...Phil?"  I lol'd and gave him the pencil.

[Samus Aran]

I forgot to mention that my friend Kirby (yes, Kirby) called me "Master of the Clit," "Clit Master," or other variants like "M of the C" and "CM Ryan."

It stemmed from a joke where he was asking every guy if they knew about the clitoris. Not many did, and I was the only one who went into detail. So he decided that I must be a master of clits.

[Feynman]

Valente- uhm duz this count. It's my last name.

I love it when my PE teacher and the kids from PE call me "Caravan". caterpie;

[FullmetalGanon]

the girl i like calls me bruno. 
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[Sam]

I've got lots of pet names from various exes, mostly lovey and sweetness.

Other than that, nothing really, my Dad used to call me sambelina but hasn't done that in a good 7 years. Mostly everyone calls me Sam, and then a few of my good friends call me "Sammy" (BTW, I hate this name, and only my really good friends are allowed to call me this without it irritating me).

Other than tha, and the obvious online "Pink", I got nothing.