GOD DAMMIT

[Samus Aran]

My post still stands. It's your fault you don't get up when the alarm clock goes off. Stop being a lazy fatass and get up.

...

I said that I get up and turn off my alarm, yet somehow end up back in bed again without even knowing it most of the time.

Again, actually read the thread before posting.

[V]

...

I get up and turn off my alarm, yet somehow end up back in bed again

Once again, my post stands. Stop being lazy and stay up.  You can walk your fat ass to turn off the alarm, but don't know how you get back into bed?

[ncba93ivyase]

Once again, my post stands. Stop being lazy and stay up.  You can walk your fat ass to turn off the alarm, but don't know how you get back into bed?

Um, it happens to me too.
I'll hit the alarm, start to get out of bed, and wake up 2 hours later covered up and and cozy.

[V]

Um, it happens to me too.
I'll hit the alarm, start to get out of bed, and wake up 2 hours later covered up and and cozy.

what is your point? you're both fat, lazy bastards.

[Samus Aran]

what is your point? you're both fat, lazy bastards.

Neither of us are fat...at all.

[Nyerp]

one time that happened to me but i didn't miss school edumacate;

[V]

Neither of us are fat...at all.

this is not about your obesity, ryan. this is about your inability to wake up when you're supposed to. get your fat asses up when your alarm clock goes off. 

[Samus Aran]

ryan

stop calling me that ;-;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

stop calling me that ;-;

'sup ryan

[Samus Aran]

'sup ryan

sup faget

[Sam]

My morning:

Alarm clock goes off, *snooze button*
9 minutes later, again
9 minutes later, again
9 minutes later, again
9 minutes later, again
9 minutes later, again
9 minutes later, again
9 minutes later, again
I usually repeat for an hour/hour and a half.

When this isn't the case, I usually turn the alarm off, sit up, stand up, realize I'm much too tired to be standing, and pass out nice and cozy on my bed again, only to wake up hours later.

In other instances, my alarm clock, which can be heard from the other side of my very large house and is RIGHT next to my ear, will ring and I will hear it in my dream, and may even attempt ot shut it off in my dream (I usually realize that it's a dream after I mutilize the clock and it's still ringing. lol, fail.) but I don't wake up, is the point. I'm a really really really really heavy sleeper, which I guess is a good and bad thing.

I'm just really not a morning person in the slightest.