The "I'm about to fap thread"

[Samus Aran]

I don't fap, I'm above fapping. I'm civilized.

Get your head out of the damn clouds. We're all civilized whether we do or not.

[FullmetalGanon]

ya i better go do it now b4 my mom comes home.  china;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I don't fap, I'm above fapping. I'm civilized.

Are you saying that natural instincts are uncivilized?
I don't fap either, but still, if you do, it doesn't mean you're a wild, untrained animal. Masturbating is an instinct.

[Sam]

Totally in pre-fapping mode right now.

[~Fiesta~]

Cool
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[~Fiesta~]

Cool
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Awe 

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

I'm going to after I finish this last paragraph on my school paper.

Then I'm going to.

Anyone been to badjojo?

that is an awesome site for horny people who don't want to pay for porn.

[Title27GT]

I'm going to after I finish this last paragraph on my school paper.

Then I'm going to.

Anyone been to badjojo?

that is an awesome site for horny people who don't want to pay for porn.

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username: mikesacks
password: freaks

[36chambers]

I don't fap, I'm above fapping. I'm civilized.

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