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lol my news station is running out of stories.

Started by Geno, October 03, 2007, 06:34:09 PM

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Geno

October 03, 2007, 06:34:09 PM
I just saw a news report about a family who left their bike outside and it got stolen, and how they found it again.  psyduck;

I lol'd though.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Geno

October 03, 2007, 06:47:51 PM #1
Quote from: Super Special Awesome Squad on October 03, 2007, 06:35:28 PM
lol, I remember a story about a family getting a new dog once.  china;
"Coming up: A Family visits the super market twice in one day because they forgot eggs!"
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Houdini

October 03, 2007, 06:55:29 PM #2
BREAKING NEWS: Man discovers lint in belly button, subsequently belches

Kalahari Inkantation

October 03, 2007, 07:04:35 PM #3
Tonight at 6:00- Child finds quarter in the steet; refuses to turn it in to the poliece.

Daddy

October 03, 2007, 07:09:00 PM #4
Tonight at 11:00. Rain? It comes from the sky!

Houdini

October 03, 2007, 07:11:26 PM #5
Quote from: Super Special Awesome Squad on October 03, 2007, 06:56:33 PM
Afterwards: Brocoli,does it really look like a tree?
Reporter 1: I say it looks like a tree.

Reporter 2: I say your mom looks like a tree.

Reporter 1: What the fuck, man? That was uncalled for.

Reporter 2: Come on, it was just a joke.

Reporter 1: I'm leaving.

Reporter 2: No, come back! I didn't really mean it!

Reporter 2: We're still friends, right?

Reporter 2: Right?

Reporter 2: ;_;

Title27GT

October 03, 2007, 07:40:32 PM #6
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