I'm Leaving For Good

[Sam]

just kidding.

But my dad did take a job with Fed Ex today it was actually my uncle's job, but he died on the job, so my dad took his route.  ) Anyway, I think this is good for me, since now he'll be getting a steady paycheck, even ifit's not starting out very high.

Also, I have the entire house to myself for about an hour tomorrow. I can't wait.

[NOA_Haunted]

Your uncle died while working at FedEx?

[Houdini]

it was actually my uncle's job, but he died on the job

Elaborate, please.

[The Speaker Of Words]

cool, my dad bought a truck and makes 50 an hour.

But I'm never home alone

My dad's getting a truck driving license thing or whatever.
So once he gets too old to work in construction (he's 45 right now) he can just get into truck driving.

[guff]

Elaborate, please.

You know the packages that are sorted on the conveyor belts?
Well, one of the machines malfunctioned and fired a package at his forehead, fracturing his skull and causing massive brain damage.  Later, they decided to pull the plug.

[Sam]

Elaborate, please.

..what?

Sometime last month he blacked out at the wheel (they never found out why) and drowe into the side of a concrete bridge. Dead on impact.

It's nothing exciting like "Oh, he went to give this guy his package, but the guy refused to sign for it and held him t gunpoint, then the time bomb inside the package blew up and the both were killed, the end." Sorry.

[Sam]

They make a shit load of money. But it's a hard job.

My dad's already making al these plans like buyiong 2 or 3 more trucks and making tons more money.

Oh, and his previous landscaping job isn't just being ditched, he's hiring a bunch of other people to do his lawns for him and making a profit off of them. >.>
He's not the smartest man in the world, I doubt those plans would work.

[Houdini]

You know the packages that are sorted on the conveyor belts?
Well, one of the machines malfunctioned and fired a package at his forehead, fracturing his skull and causing massive brain damage.  Later, they decided to pull the plug.

I didn't ask you, nimrod.

..what?

Sometime last month he blacked out at the wheel (they never found out why) and drowe into the side of a concrete bridge. Dead on impact.

It's nothing exciting like "Oh, he went to give this guy his package, but the guy refused to sign for it and held him t gunpoint, then the time bomb inside the package blew up and the both were killed, the end." Sorry.

Bummer.

[guff]

I didn't ask you, nimrod.

Mine was cooler.

[Houdini]

Mine was cooler.

Yes, but not by much. Try a little harder.