Holy shit guys...

[The artist formally known]

Someone was playing too many video games and decided to shoot up your school

[TheDarkChief]

Only a few days later will Jack Thompson attack this case.

If he gets away from the gay porn.

[Travis]

We had a fire in our school yesterday. I had just walked off the bus, not even gotten inside, and I saw every person in school walking out of it. I'm like "wtf  "

[Commander Fuckass]

We only have bomb threats to our school.  china;

[Pash]

It was me at your school. I was a terrorist.

[Sam]

We have lockdowns constantly.
Usually for medial emergencies, sometimes creepy men, sometimes Power outages (I love those, we got stuck in a classroom once for 4 hours, which was surprisingly fun <3)

And actually, this  sub teacher was escorted out of the school on friday because he had a ntoebook with a bunch of girls names and addresses in it, as well as one page filled with "THEPOWEROFSATAN" repeated over and over again, another with a pentagram, and another with a cross. We asked him what he does in his free time, and he said "Worship the Lord".

He wanted me to write my name, number, and "draw a picture of my face". I just said I was busy and I'd do it later. >.>; (There was paint on my hands anyway).

[Commander Fuckass]

We have lockdowns constantly.
Usually for medial emergencies, sometimes creepy men, sometimes Power outages (I love those, we got stuck in a classroom once for 4 hours, which was surprisingly fun <3)

And actually, this  sub teacher was escorted out of the school on friday because he had a ntoebook with a bunch of girls names and addresses in it, as well as one page filled with "THEPOWEROFSATAN" repeated over and over again, another with a pentagram, and another with a cross. We asked him what he does in his free time, and he said "Worship the Lord".

He wanted me to write my name, number, and "draw a picture of my face". I just said I was busy and I'd do it later. >.>; (There was paint on my hands anyway).

Smooth move Ex lax.  china;

[Geno]

ok guys no worry's

Someguy got tasered by Policemen about a mile away from the school. Then he took the  taser and ran.
I still don't understand why they were equipped with shotguns on campus