Ace Attorney RP

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Liar! I was out visiting my loving granny 2 days ago.

...
It says here, right in the documents, that you were in the kitchen two days ago.

[Wrench]

...
It says here, right in the documents, that you were in the kitchen two days ago.

Sir, if you would be so kind, take a look at the date of those documents.
They read ndfjda 6, aaaaa22. They must be a fake!

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Sir, if you would be so kind, take a look at the date of those documents.
They read ndfjda 6, aaaaa22. They must be a fake!

AAAHHH
No way!
What the heck is going on here?!

[Wrench]

AAAHHH
No way!
What the heck is going on here?!

It was either a set up, cover up, or fake. Was there any other evidence at the scene of the crime?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

It was either a set up, cover up, or fake. Was there any other evidence at the scene of the crime?

I don't even know anymore. I don't want to start pulling out more false evidence or I could lose my job. Judge, recess please? ;-;

[The artist formally known]

The judge calls for recess while PH takes his papers and re-examines them

* Reefer wipes the sweat from his face

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Just tell me when the recess is over.

[The artist formally known]

Sir, recess has been over for the past 10 minutes, we've been starring at you waiting for your opening response.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Well, um, it seems as though all of my papers, evidence...everything, are false. What the hell were the detectives thinking?
Unfortunately, the prosecution is not ready. emo;

[mariofreak]

I shall help the prosecution. If you look at THIS NOTECARD, it reads...

Mocha Pudding Cake

This gooey mess of a cake is a surefire hit with kids of all ages. The hot chocolate pudding rests under a thick blanket of moist mocha cake. For total decadence, scoop it into bowls and serve drizzled with heavy cream (or milk).

Yield: 8 servings

1 cup unbleached all-purpose flour or whole grain pastry flour
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
Pinch of ground cinnamon
1/2 cup organic 2% milk
1/4 cup GMO-free or organic canola oil
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1 cup hot brewed coffee

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Coat a 10" deep-dish pie plate with oil spray.

In a large bowl, mix the flour, 3/4 cup sugar, 1/4 cup cocoa, the baking powder, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon. Stir in the milk, oil, and vanilla (the batter will be thick).

Spread in the prepared pie plate and sprinkle with the brown sugar, remaining 1/4 cup sugar, and remaining 1/4 cup cocoa. Pour the hot coffee over top.

Bake until the cake is set on top and the pudding starts to bubble up through the cake, 30 minutes. Cool in the pan for 10 minutes. Use a spoon to serve.

Helping Hand: Use decaffeinated coffee, if you prefer. Or make Chocolate Pudding Cake by omitting the hot coffee and using hot water instead.

It was found in Wrench's pocket. With this, we can establish that Wrench was obviously a sweets addict. Furthermore, if you look in the kitchen, there's this:



I tasted it, and it was quite good. Oh, and I noticed it was about two days old. Don't ask how I can tell this things, but I can. Now what could this mean? WRENCH WAS OBVIOUSLY IN THE KITCHEN TWO DAYS AGO

[The artist formally known]

How could it be in his pockets if HE HAD NONE, he was naked that whole day, and further more he WAS the detective that day, how could he have done the crime if he was the detective for the crime?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

...
If a detective came to work naked, he'd be arrested for public indecency.

[The artist formally known]

you tell that to him, no one said anything the whole day 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

You detectives are crazy. First, you give me false evidence, and now, you let people go to work naked?
We need to have a serious talk with the guy in charge of this case.

[Wrench]

You detectives are crazy. First, you give me false evidence, and now, you let people go to work naked?
We need to have a serious talk with the guy in charge of this case.

They told to wear whatever I want. I wore nothing and no one made a big deal of it.

Just doing what they told me I can do.