huh

[Feynman]

I'm home alone and my parents aren't coming 'til 11.

[Houdini]

Um, so?

[Feynman]

Um, so?

WHAT DO I DO? I'M HUNGRY.

[Houdini]

WHAT DO I DO? I'M HUNGRY.

Eat food?

[Feynman]

Eat food?

THERE ISN'T ANYTHING. OH, AND I HAVE TO GO PEE REALLY BADLY BUT I'M TOO LAZY.

[Snorkel]

Are you scared or something?

[Houdini]

THERE ISN'T ANYTHING. OH, AND I HAVE TO GO PEE REALLY BADLY BUT I'M TOO LAZY.

I'm trying to think of a decent response, but your lack of survival skills has made my brain stop functioning.

[Houdini]

Anyhoo, I recommend eating one of your sisters and peeing on your couch.

[Placebo Headwound]

THERE ISN'T ANYTHING.

Go out and kill a squirrel for dinner. navi;

[Tomboh]

Anyhoo, I recommend eating one of your sisters and peeing on your couch.

Just swtich "sister" and "couch" around. caterpie;

[Title27GT]

Go out and kill a squirrel for dinner. navi;

God knows there are plenty in queens

WHAT DO I DO? I'M HUNGRY.

meet me at sbarro
on the house

[Feynman]

I ordered a large pizza.

Come over, Thief and Title. caterpie;

[Title27GT]

I ordered a large pizza.

Come over, Thief and Title. caterpie;

okay
is the 7 train operating or wut
cuz i aint goin to the bronx

btw does thief live in brooklyn?

[Feynman]

okay
is the 7 train operating or wut
cuz i aint goin to the bronx

btw does thief live in brooklyn?

No, both Thief and I live in Queens. Like I said before, I'm in Flushing.

[Title27GT]

No, both Thief and I live in Queens. Like I said before, I'm in Flushing.

I DON'T HAVE A METRO CARD
SEND ME ONE DAMNIT