What's a funny reason to be banned?

[Daddy]

I'm working on that banner based of the bans from HyperCafe.  I'm not sure what I should put for the reason. So far I have:

Sorry Boyah, you are banned from using this forum!
*I'm thinking of putting "Penis reference" for the reason*

Any ideas?

[Placebo Headwound]

I like the idea of the penis reference. china;

[Daddy]

wut one you like moar

[Placebo Headwound]

Top one.

The bottom one just looks empty.

[Reverse Psychology]

Sorry Boyah, you are banned from using this forum!
We know that you are better than us so we'll just ban you to make it look like we accomplished something.

Best I could think of.

[The artist formally known]

Then put a on it

[YPrrrr]

Sorry Boyah, you are banned from using this forum!
Your raging hormones are too much to be contained


O well

[superclucky]

Insert Quote
Sorry Boyah, you are banned from using this forum!
We're trying to figure out a witty comeback

[Zack777]

Sorry Boyah, you are banned from using this forum!
You have successfully sucked more than Commander Booty Call, AKA Zack777

[Daddy]

Insert Quote
Sorry Boyah, you are banned from using this forum!
We're trying to figure out a witty comeback

Good

Then put a on it

Which part?  On the right of the big one?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Sorry Boyah, you are banned from using this forum!
Your penis is so big, it nearly crashed out forums. It's bigger than all of ours combined!

[NOA_Haunted]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9355/ayadx5.png lol

[Reverse Psychology]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9355/ayadx5.png lol

wow i laughed my ass off

[caponehollywood]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9355/ayadx5.png lol

It's funny how they only have one topic on Serious Discussion.