It has come to my attention that H. Tectron...

[Kalahari Inkantation]

YO MAMMA'S SO STUPID
SHE SITS ON THE TV AND WATCHES THE COUCH

YO MAMMA'S SO STUPID, SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER HEAD TO "MAKE-UP" HER MIND
LOL

[anus]

holy shit

go tectron

[Title27GT]

I was gonna say something, but then I remembered something else, and I would've felt really, reeeeeeeeeeeaaaally bad.

I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE GONNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT!


Yo mama is so fat she rolls over both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so fat it takes 3 of us to hold her hand

You mama is so hairy you all mostly died of rug burns at birth!

Yo mama is so fat she put a yellow shirt on and walked by a school and all the kids said, "fu** we missed the bus!"

Yo mama is so old god said let there be light and he told mom get out of my dam way cow!

Yo mama is so poor that in church they said, 'free will offering" and she said, wooooo I need offering

Yo Mama is so stupid that when her dad says it's chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon

Yo Mama is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind

Yo Mama is so poor that when a kid came to your house and asked if he can use the washroom she?s like pick a corner

Yo Mama is so fat when I tried walking past her, I got lost in china

Yo Mama is so fat that we're inside her right now

Yo Mama is so fat that when she went inside the elevator she ended up at 3000 B.C

Yo Mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry

Yo Mama is so stupid that she doesn't know the differences between a sperm and a planet

Yo Mama is so fat that when she went inside the car she made the world turn upside down

[Reverse Psychology]

ur mom is so fat she has her own time zone lol

[Samus Aran]

Your momma's so fat that when she bends over, her ass gets burned from re-entry.  caterpie;

[V]

TITLE IS DISQUALIFIED. HE OBVIOUSLY GOOGLED THAT SHIT. orks;

originality is key. tectron wins teh cash MOOONNNEY. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

THANKS V I LOVE YOU

[Title27GT]

TITLE IS DISQUALIFIED. HE OBVIOUSLY GOOGLED THAT SHIT. orks;

originality is key. tectron wins teh cash MOOONNNEY. 

I DIDN'T GOOGLE SHIT

Seriously though, I spent an entire sleepover writing yo mama jokes

[Title27GT]

THANKS V I LOVE YOU

That's how it's gonna be? suicide;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

That's how it's gonna be? suicide;

hay man u broke up w/ me

[Kalahari Inkantation]

So V, do I get Luts or something? magician;

[Title27GT]

hay man u broke up w/ me

NO I DIDN'T
YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME 

[V]

So V, do I get Luts or something? magician;

yeah, you can get luts. but not from me.

im not made of luts. i only post for dem.

[Title27GT]

So V, do I get Luts or something? magician;

You do not get my love suicide;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

NO I DIDN'T
YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME 

Er, yeah you did. I said "OH CRAP" in that one thread, and you were like "________ ALREADY SAID THAT, THIS IS WHY I BROKE UP WITH YOU"