God that commercial pisses me off

[Samus Aran]

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[ncba93ivyase]

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[Samus Aran]

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[ncba93ivyase]

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[The artist formally known]

I hate those with "Super Mario Brothers" 

[The Oggmonster]

Yeah and such wonderful acting too.

[Samus Aran]

I hate those with "Super Mario Brothers" 

The guy always pronounces it wrong. He says it like "Super Mairio Brothers"

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