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PoTD: Ketchup or mayonnaise?

Started by Kalahari Inkantation, August 05, 2017, 11:02:59 PM

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ketchup
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mayonnaise
4 (50%)

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Thyme

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 08:29:17 AM
indisputable fact: with extremely few exceptions, properly seasoned/flavored food does not ever require ketchup


[insert joke about white ppl eating bland food here]

Mando Pandango

Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 07, 2017, 08:16:00 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 08:05:49 AM
ketchup in its raw form is terribly overrated and a tool of desperation, though


lmao i guess this is my cue to post the dumb list:

food items for which ketchup isn't mandatory but i still put ketchup on anyway because i'm dumb and i love ketchup:


  • almost any kind of cooked meat tbh

  • white rice

  • mac n' cheese

  • my finger, which I then lick

  • the tip of my fork, which I then lick



happydood;
these are all incresingly disgusting, which is impressive considering WHITE RICE is SECOND on a list of FIVE food items you eat with ketchup

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 07, 2017, 08:25:08 AM
my good lord, thyme
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Kalahari Inkantation

it's quite ironic that thyme is literally named after a seasoning lol

Thyme

popsi you missed the first list fam baddood;

Thyme

not to mention it's second (on the second list) because i eat quite a lot of white rice lol

Mando Pandango

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Thyme


silvertone


Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: SVT on August 14, 2017, 10:23:22 AM
i like mustard


me too, but rarely in large quantities

except on hot dogs

silvertone


Hiro

Quote from: YPargh on August 06, 2017, 06:15:58 PM
That sushi, cake, sandwiches need mayonnaise myface;
if i made you a cake with mayo and didn't mention that ingredient, you would have no idea it was there
mayo cake is fucking amazing, it just makes the cake a lot more moist

Hiro

also TIL thyme has the palate of a 6 year old

Thyme

nah when i was 6 i used to put ketchup on pizza and spaghetti
now it must be about 9 or 10

YPrrrr

Quote from: ƕɾο on August 14, 2017, 11:15:55 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 06, 2017, 06:15:58 PM
That sushi, cake, sandwiches need mayonnaise myface;
if i made you a cake with mayo and didn't mention that ingredient, you would have no idea it was there
mayo cake is fucking amazing, it just makes the cake a lot more moist
Idk about this but I do know I will never eat cake around you now just to be safe

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 15, 2017, 04:44:42 AM
nah when i was 6 i used to put ketchup on pizza and spaghetti
now it must be about 9 or 10


i wonder

do you like those ketchup-flavored potato chips lol befuddlement

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