Starbucks new rewards program

[strongbad]

WHAT must b yer local duncans cuz ALL 5 STARBUCKS around me (there's literally 3 i can point to from my office door its fucking stupid) have horribly over roasted, shit tasting coffee that makes my stomache churn and then my ASSHOLE BURN

granted i don't drink children's drinks like latte's or mocha's or whatever so maybe those are fine, but their regular men's coffee SUCKS and i wouldnt use it to GIVE MYSELF AN ENEMA if u know what im sayin

yes definitely over roasted

their shit is extremely over caffeinated too like they have twice the caffeine content of other drip coffee
and everything else they have is really gimmicky

like if i want a cup of coffee and there is a starbucks nearby ill go there and i wont mind but compared to legit shops it is not my favorite