It's all sorry. >.<
Espoets and roguelikes
Only good games anymore
an all-encompassing reflection of the sorry state of gaming:
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-10-04-i-could-do-with-a-bit-more-money-yu-suzuki-on-the-return-of-shenmue
Quote from: yu suzuki, """father""" of the shenmue seriesI could do with a bit more money!
shenmue iii will prove to be the greatest scam since the trojan horse rolled into troy
this man has already suckered fools out of $6.3 million and he's still shamelessly begging for more
Perhaps the worst part, aside from the fact that """gamers""" will happily oblige, is that this is wholly sanctioned by $ony. awdood;
Quote from: Tectron on October 05, 2015, 08:53:27 PM
an all-encompassing reflection of the sorry state of gaming:
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-10-04-i-could-do-with-a-bit-more-money-yu-suzuki-on-the-return-of-shenmue
Quote from: yu suzuki, """father""" of the shenmue seriesI could do with a bit more money!
shenmue iii will prove to be the greatest scam since the trojan horse rolled into troy
this man has already suckered fools out of $6.3 million and he's still shamelessly begging for more
Perhaps the worst part, aside from the fact that """gamers""" will happily oblige, is that this is wholly sanctioned by $ony. awdood;
just quotin this post so you feel like a total idiot in 10 months
Quote from: Cunt Jackal on October 05, 2015, 11:55:27 PM
Quote from: Tectron on October 05, 2015, 08:53:27 PM
an all-encompassing reflection of the sorry state of gaming:
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-10-04-i-could-do-with-a-bit-more-money-yu-suzuki-on-the-return-of-shenmue
Quote from: yu suzuki, """father""" of the shenmue seriesI could do with a bit more money!
shenmue iii will prove to be the greatest scam since the trojan horse rolled into troy
this man has already suckered fools out of $6.3 million and he's still shamelessly begging for more
Perhaps the worst part, aside from the fact that """gamers""" will happily oblige, is that this is wholly sanctioned by $ony. awdood;
just quotin this post so you feel like a total idiot in 10 months
in 10 months when the game is "delayed."
http://www.slashgear.com/midora-game-out-of-funding-despite-successful-kickstarter-06408519/
yet another professional kicksharter scam artist who will suffer absolutely no consequences for conveniently """running out""" of $7o,ooo
QuoteIf you want to know exactly how much money we need to finish this game, I will tell you: between $120,000 and $150,000.
jesus christ
at this point, how could they expect anybody to believe that a penny of that would actually go into their nonexistent game
QuoteI would now like to address concerns that, while they are understandable, do not help our situation and give us a bad image. I feel it is time to be as transparent as possible and even give you actual numbers. Some people still believe that Midora is just "vaporware".
lol goonish
Quote from: Jojo on October 06, 2015, 09:50:04 AM
in 10 months when the game is "delayed."
this tbh
more hilarious quotes:
QuoteThe game is complete on paper
lmao
QuoteWith $60,000 in our hands, it would have been rather easy to create an Early Access and go from there
oh my god
QuoteNot a single cent of that money was used to pay anything other than bills, food and development costs.
"bills" including his california mcmansion mortgage, his bmw payments, and his recent five-month stay in france
aw man
i didn't fund it, but i was waiting for this one :(
Is that Minish Cap's tileset just blatantly ripped? If so, maybe they do need that much money to survive Nintendo lawsuits.
Yes, making games can cost a lot of money, but one like that shouldn't, or at least not judging from the initial impression I get of its scope, unless you hire more staff than you need or pay them more than they should get or have some huge development problems that slow down progress way too much.
it looks beter [graphic wise] than minish cap did
Quote from: Tectron on October 05, 2015, 08:53:27 PM
an all-encompassing reflection of the sorry state of gaming:
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-10-04-i-could-do-with-a-bit-more-money-yu-suzuki-on-the-return-of-shenmue
Quote from: yu suzuki, """father""" of the shenmue seriesI could do with a bit more money!
shenmue iii will prove to be the greatest scam since the trojan horse rolled into troy
this man has already suckered fools out of $6.3 million and he's still shamelessly begging for more
Perhaps the worst part, aside from the fact that """gamers""" will happily oblige, is that this is wholly sanctioned by $ony. awdood;
Honestly, if you think that's bad, go take a gander at how Star Citizen has stolen $80+ million from its backers in the form of crowdfunding and $400 spaceships
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2015/10/zelda_fans_vent_anger_at_nintendo_of_america_over_doge_memes_in_tri_force_heroes
(http://i.imgur.com/xeL85W9.png)
i lol'd
and speaking of the sorry state of zelda:
(http://i.imgur.com/xqIBs8t.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/UV5WOHC.png)
the shameless devaluation of what was once gaming's most prestigious brand continues
Quote from: Tectron on October 29, 2015, 03:44:32 PM
and speaking of the sorry state of zelda:
(http://i.imgur.com/xqIBs8t.png)
the shameless devaluation of what was once gaming's most prestigious brand continues
i find it funny that a lot of the bad will toward zelda started with tp but it didn't start seeping into the review scores until wwhd
Quote from: Tectron on October 29, 2015, 03:41:35 PM
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2015/10/zelda_fans_vent_anger_at_nintendo_of_america_over_doge_memes_in_tri_force_heroes
(http://i.imgur.com/xeL85W9.png)
i lol'd
People are unhappy about this? Umm...okay. I mean, I wouldn't like it if it's overused, but I like it when Nintendo games include some small, cheeky reference to current, popular trends. It just goes to show how up-to-date the Treehouse is and how clever they can be with their writing. This reference was certainly harmless, and since Tri Force Heroes is a game with an already over-the-top plot, it would be expected that little nods like this are included.
Quote from: David on October 29, 2015, 03:47:24 PM
i find it funny that a lot of the bad will toward zelda started with tp but it didn't start seeping into the review scores until wwhd
you're (rightfully) forgetting about the infamous ds games
they sit at 90 and 87, some of the first original zelda games to ever score so poorly
Quote from: hamfusk on October 29, 2015, 03:48:26 PM
Quote from: Tectron on October 29, 2015, 03:41:35 PM
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2015/10/zelda_fans_vent_anger_at_nintendo_of_america_over_doge_memes_in_tri_force_heroes
(http://i.imgur.com/xeL85W9.png)
i lol'd
People are unhappy about this? Umm...okay. I mean, I wouldn't like it if it's overused, but I like it when Nintendo games include some small, cheeky reference to current, popular trends. It just goes to show how up-to-date the Treehouse is and how clever they can be with their writing. This reference was certainly harmless, and since Tri Force Heroes is a game with an already over-the-top plot, it would be expected that little nods like this are included.
smh fam some nintendo apologist is pretty much giving me this same excuse and
'nintendo fans complained about nintendo not making culturally relevant games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
...fam? ifeelbetter;
Quote from: Tectron on October 29, 2015, 03:50:55 PM
Quote from: David on October 29, 2015, 03:47:24 PM
i find it funny that a lot of the bad will toward zelda started with tp but it didn't start seeping into the review scores until wwhd
you're (rightfully) forgetting about the infamous ds games
they sit at 90 and 87, some of the first original zelda games to ever score so poorly
ALBW was the only good ds/3ds zelda game
just fam my shit up
Quote from: hamfusk on October 29, 2015, 04:00:18 PM
Quote from: Tectron on October 29, 2015, 03:50:55 PM
Quote from: David on October 29, 2015, 03:47:24 PM
i find it funny that a lot of the bad will toward zelda started with tp but it didn't start seeping into the review scores until wwhd
you're (rightfully) forgetting about the infamous ds games
they sit at 90 and 87, some of the first original zelda games to ever score so poorly
ALBW was the only good ds/3ds zelda game
i don't doubt that this is true at all, although i have yet to play albw myself
though i intend to soon, i need to put my '''new''' 3ds to good use
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SkCkJCAaw[/youtube]
uuuummmm....
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/they-wanted-to-pay-me-to-promote-piece-of-sht-star/1100-6432521/
Quote from: Tectron on November 24, 2015, 11:58:12 PM
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/they-wanted-to-pay-me-to-promote-piece-of-sht-star/1100-6432521/
lol
Quote from: Tectron on November 24, 2015, 11:58:12 PM
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/they-wanted-to-pay-me-to-promote-piece-of-sht-star/1100-6432521/
"you're trolling, right? no adult man talks like this"
Quote from: Tectron on November 24, 2015, 11:58:12 PM
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/they-wanted-to-pay-me-to-promote-piece-of-sht-star/1100-6432521/
lol glad ea and him came up with a means of getting him more attention
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2015/12/03/check-out-the-first-shaq-fu-a-legend-reborn-gameplay-trailer-.aspx
lmao that looks like exactly the quality you'd expect from a shaq fu title
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2015/12/04/just-cause-3-xbox-one-and-playstation-4-review
they updated their score because of the performance bugs lol
to be fair that game is a hot mess on consoles right now. it also isnt that well optimized for PC either lol but it at least works on most semi-powerful rigs
oh yeah i wasn't criticizing ign for doing this, i was criticizing JC3 for being a hot mess
nice happydood;
i guess i just got TRIGGERED because when this was posted on reddit a bunch of fangays jumped in and were like WHAT THE FUCK IGN JC3 GETS ITS SCORE LOWERED BUT FALLOUT 4 GETS A PASS THIS IS BULLSHIT
[spoiler]it's like JC3s issues are so bad it actually makes the game less fun whereas FO4 is still fun regardless lol[/spoiler]
imo they should do it for FO4 too sillydood;
ign actually increased its splatoon score in an update
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/11/13/splatoon-review
Quote from: Tectron on December 04, 2015, 12:32:58 PM
ign actually increased its splatoon score in an update
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/11/13/splatoon-review
i feel like most reviews should cuz when splatoon first released it had barely any faetures.
Quote from: Whyme on December 04, 2015, 12:28:33 PM
imo they should do it for FO4 too sillydood;
i mean i didnt play it on consoles because i'm a not a poor person, but its fine on PC
granted i wasn't trying to run it on extra ultra, unlocked HD textures, at 4k resolution, 144 FPS, so yeah maybe it hiccups if you try to do that, but otherwise i felt the 'IT'S LITERALLY BROKEN' was entirely exaggerated lol
the sorry state of zenimax:
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2015/12/03/bethesda-giving-away-1-million-to-an-elder-scrolls-online-player.aspx
oh how the mmo genre has fallen
this game boldly launched with a subscription fee in a post-world of warcraft environment
now they're so desperate that they're literally paying their audience to play it
Quote from: Tectron on December 04, 2015, 12:32:58 PM
ign actually increased its splatoon score in an update
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/11/13/splatoon-review
so it went from unplayable trash to only buy if you're a fan of the genre
*only buy if your continued existence is entirely dependent on nintendo's
Quote from: Tectron on December 09, 2015, 05:24:14 AM
*only buy if your continued existence is entirely dependent on nintendo's
rip tyler
http://www.vgchartz.com/article/262419/study-9-of-successfully-backed-kickstarter-campaigns-fail/
...Only? befuddlement
i wonder how high that percentage is when limited to video game projects
Quote from: Tectron on December 09, 2015, 07:57:11 PM
http://www.vgchartz.com/article/262419/study-9-of-successfully-backed-kickstarter-campaigns-fail/
...Only? befuddlement
i wonder how high that percentage is when limited to video game projects
i thought 'ONLY??' too until i realized this wasnt limited to video games. i feel like there's a fuckton of simple projects, like recording an album for example, that clog this up with good stats. video games i feel like has to be in the 20% failure range AT LEAST
Quote from: C.Mongler on December 10, 2015, 07:40:59 AM
i thought 'ONLY??' too until i realized this wasnt limited to video games. i feel like there's a fuckton of simple projects, like recording an album for example, that clog this up with good stats. video games i feel like has to be in the 20% failure range AT LEAST
case in point:
http://kotaku.com/rpg-that-raised-1-million-on-kickstarter-in-2013-gets-1747383244
http://gamingbolt.com/project-phoenix-delayed-to-early-2018-refunds-not-being-offered
you would have to be truly nuts to give to a """developer""" publicly begging for crowd-funded handouts
QuoteCurrent estimates place dev at about 2.5 years out from completion. This is 2.5 years from the time we get our full-time programmer on board. That means we are expecting early 2018 for a finalized build and 6 months for testing after that.
these idiots were freely given $1,000,000 by other idiots, and in the two years since, they've never even attempted to hire a programmer
lol
why an industry rife with anti-consumer practices is never ever going to change for the better:
(http://i.imgur.com/4RuRIam.png)
he hates this game so much that he happily purchased it three times, at full price, on three separate platforms
ubisoft actually earned 3x as much from this shoddy product than they would have had they released a good one
yeah i'm sure they're absolutely devastated by that thumbs down lol
there is no incentive whatsoever to move away from exploitative business practices when your consumer base is comprised entirely of people who are as stupid and as incapable of self-reflection as this
[spoiler]
don't even get me started on the fact that there are apparently people out there willing to spend $15 on fukken tetris in the year of our lord 20XX[/spoiler]
Quote from: Tectron on December 11, 2015, 10:35:35 PM
don't even get me started on the fact that there are apparently people out there willing to spend $15 on fukken tetris in the year of our lord 20XX
I spent $50 on Puyo Tetris not very long ago sillydood;
But at least that's more than just a Tetris game. And neither Ubisoft nor EA had anything to do with it.
Quote from: Loto on January 05, 2016, 11:00:00 AM
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/01/05/shenmue-3-confounds-again-as-paypal-backers-wont-get-kickstarter-rewards.aspx
man, shenmue is full of good things
kickstarter: where irrelevant, washed-up has-been game """developers""" with wholly undeserved cult followings go to piss what little remains of their reputation away
see:
keiji inafune
peter molyneux
tim schafer
yu suzuki
chris roberts
soon, those rareware rejects making yooka laylee
there's a very good reason these guys lost their jobs with mainstream devs and were forced to go """independent""" and resort to begging on virtual street corners
and yet somehow nostalgia-drunk and misinformed """gamers""" don't realize this until they've loaded them up with millions for promising a dream they're too incompetent and dishonest to ever actually deliver
Oculus Rift was put up for preorder today
and they announced the price: US$599 for the headset + xbone controller + oculus remote + sensor bundle
[spoiler=@KazHiraiCEO](http://i.imgur.com/enpvxKt.png)[/spoiler]
Also, they have a list of minimum recommended PC specs: GTX 970 (or R9 290), Intel i5-4590, 8GB RAM, 4 USB ports (3 at 3.0 speed, 1 at 2.0 speed)
That's almost exactly the standard PC gamer build from late 2014 / early 2015, except that most people went for the overclockable equivalent CPU
4 USB connectors is a lot, but I guess I'm not too surprised considering how much video bandwidth and power they consume.
goowan
599 US Dollars?
lol me and my bud were making price guesses this morning and i fuckin' nailed it
but really yer a dingus if you thought this was gonna be much cheaper, shits packed with da technologies. inevitably this will come down in price, assuming VR every becomes popular considering its really high barrier to entry right now, to probably 400 or so in the next 3-4 years. once again, assuming it doesn't flounder and die right out of the gate.
i'd imagine PSVR is going to be in the 4-500 range, and Vive is probably going to be 700 or more looking at its kit but i guess we'll see
I feel this will be akin to 3d, be that 3d movies, or the 3ds.
people will experience it, say "oh thats pretty cool!" and then proceed to turn it right off (3ds)
an while 3d movies are still around, and still do pretty well, I'm sure most people prefer normal 2d
eh probably, though i wouldn't exactly say that 3d movies in the theater have hit niche novelty yet as they're still pretty prevalent and relatively popular
but yeah i feel the sentiment, it's like i have an hour to play a game, i'm not going to spend 10+ minutes setting the damn thing up just so i can be like WOW ITS LIKE IM REALLY THERE. but then again, i've never used VR and i can't really offer a perspective on just how immersive it is; if it's as cool as it sounds i feel like this would be WAAAAAY more appealing to use regularly than something like the 3ds's shitty 3d
If it was cheaper it could catch on, or if it was its own console or something. But it's basically a $600 peripheral that you still have to have a good PC and games for. And then any newer models would probably be similarly priced and they're going to run into the same problems.
am i the only one who learned about market penetration in college come on bros
most gen 1 products wallow in their own shit out the gate. remember a little guy called THE IPOD? remember how gen 1 came out and the ipod sold TRILLIONS on launch day and was an instant success that overwhelmed the market? well u fucked up son cuz the 1st gen ipod barely sold shit because the 10 GB gen 1 model was 500 fucking dollars (a little over 650 in todays doalrz).
[spoiler](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/34/Ipod_sales_per_quarter.svg/1268px-Ipod_sales_per_quarter.svg.png)[/spoiler]
the only people who bought it were diehard apple fangays. but it didnt matter because those fangays went and told two fangays about how cool and FUTURISTIC the ipod was and those fangays told two fangays, and then the fangays who told some fangays went and bought a gen 2 and eventually everywhere you look everyone is a fuckin apple fangay with an ipad in their butthole and an applewatch on both wrists. market penetration for new technology does not happen overnight and it does not happen just because something is considered 'affordable' or not. can it help? sure! but even if the occulus was 200 bucks, it's still a decent chunk of change with another huge barrier to entry, that being having a rig that can actually play games on it.
the point of the first consumer Rift is to get DIEHARD ENTHUSIASTS to get their hands on one. it's to get them into the ecosystem and then to eventually bring other people into the Rift world as well. and IT WILL get cheaper. if you looked at the price and scoffed and thought it was too much, well guess what, you aren't the audience they want yet. but in 3 years when there's gen2/3 and the rift has more features and is down to 350-450 dollars, and the PC parts you need are down hundreds of dollars as well, and your neighbor has one AND WHEN YOU TRIED IT IT WAS THE TIGHTEST SHIT OF YOUR LIFE AND FUCK I JUST GOTTA HAVE ONE, thats when you'll finally come to terms with it being time to get a Rift.
and yeah maybe it will fail, but honestly that's more to blame on the market not being interested in VR tech in the long term than it does with the launch price of some extremely pricey new piece of technology
But I figure this thing has no chance at all until it hits $200 or below. (Maybe $400) Unless something that's just so amazing (or a bunch of somethings) comes out for it. And I don't see the price getting lowered anytime soon, especially when/if newer models come out. Unless the new models don't really add anything and are just about lowering costs.
And it's not like this is like the consoles where they can sort of take a loss with it and make it up with game sales.
It's higher priced than the consoles right now, but it's not going to have the same support as it's not its own self contained thing. It needs another machine for it to work in addition to its high price.
I figure it will go the way of the Kinect or Move or some of Nintendo's endeavours. You might get some unique things early on or sprinkled around here and there, but almost nobody is going to have one, so most people won't put much or any effort into developing for it, and it'll be mostly an afterthought if people include support for it. But it's going to do even worse than those things because of how expensive it is.
VR tech may one day still catch on, and these guys may be a catalyst for it, but I don't this product from this company is going to live unless something drastic happens/changes.
The ipod at least had the luxury of being an mp3 player and its own self-contained thing back CDs were still big and digital music and mp3 players in general were starting to hit their stride, especially since they could hold thousands of songs.
Almost the same deal with the PS3 at launch when it was so expensive. It had the luxury of being a cheaper Blu-ray player when they were hitting prominence, and then it was also the next PlayStation.
i mean i don't disagree per se, but i think it's a bit naive to see a $600 entry fee and just go WELP ITS GONNA FAIL. it's still waaaaaaayyyy too early in the VR game to draw any conclusions like that. even at 600 dollars Oculus sold out on all their pre-order units and they are shipping units to all their kickstarter backers too; at this point in time their install base is literally as big as they have the capacity for it to be.
I just have my doubts that this particular product will get enough support or enough good support from third parties with it being at that kind of price point. Might see a boom of it initially but I expect it to taper off pretty quick unless it's just more or less effortless to add the VR support to stuff. And even then...
But who knows, they could just keep sinking more and more money into it and keep pushing it until it finally does catch on.
And I guess you can do more than just games with that kind of thing so there is that to take into consideration.
http://allthingsd.com/20130606/oculus-co-founders-luckey-and-mitchell-on-the-rifts-progress-price-and-limitations-qa-part-one/
QuoteLuckey: If something’s even $600, it doesn’t matter how good it is, how great of an experience it is " if they just can’t afford it, then it really might as well not exist. We’re going for the mainstream, but time will tell what the market is.
Quote from: Tectron on January 08, 2016, 01:20:20 AM
http://allthingsd.com/20130606/oculus-co-founders-luckey-and-mitchell-on-the-rifts-progress-price-and-limitations-qa-part-one/
QuoteLuckey: If something’s even $600, it doesn’t matter how good it is, how great of an experience it is " if they just can’t afford it, then it really might as well not exist. We’re going for the mainstream, but time will tell what the market is.
oh! yeah man this interview jargon from two and a half year ago is
DEFINITIVE PROOF that
VR IS DEAD
http://www.destructoid.com/watch-lightning-try-to-lifelessly-sell-a-louis-vuitton-handbag-329638.phtml
Why is this a real thing?
Let's just take a character people already don't care about, and drive her COMPLETELY into the ground
idk it's not really any weirder than having miku advertise cars
nobody really cares about these weird advertising stunts, they pass harmlessly
Quote from: Sakura Kinomoto on January 15, 2016, 09:42:32 PM
idk it's not really any weirder than having miku advertise cars
nobody really cares about these weird advertising stunts, they pass harmlessly
hmmm
Quote from: Sakura Kinomoto on January 15, 2016, 09:42:32 PM
idk it's not really any weirder than having miku advertise cars
or pizza
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2D_Votd2Y[/youtube]
At least they gave Miku some sense of personality
also apparently this happened in 2012
http://kotaku.com/5898974/final-fantasy-characters-are-now-modeling-italian-clothes
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvairSQRlj0[/youtube]
http://news.softpedia.com/news/ant-simulator-canceled-after-team-spends-the-money-on-booze-and-strippers-499697.shtml
lmao
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/after-several-years-of-struggle-im-finally-giving-up-on-dark-souls-815?utm_source=vicetwitteruk
lol wow.... this a really long-winded way of saying, "I suck at this game, so screw this game."
lol thats why i never beat dark souls but i didn't write an article about it
mostly i just don't have the time or patience for souls games. they're fun, don't get me wrong, but i'm already too involved in one memorization-fest of a game (dota 2) and trying to get into another just kind of bores me. happens with fighting games too lol.
This is like that kotaku article saying that shin megami tensei iv was too hard.
Quote from: @JimSterlingThe suggested $60 tag for No Man's Sky would be less of a problem if the game wasn't all hype and barely any fucking details so far.
#thymeopinions
Quote from: Rhyme on March 02, 2016, 09:07:57 AM
Quote from: @JimSterlingThe suggested $60 tag for No Man's Sky would be less of a problem if the game wasn't all hype and barely any fucking details so far.
#thymeopinions
It's going to be
$60?
What made people think it wasn't going to be normal priced?
Haven't heard anything about this game.
i mean if what little they've said about the game is true 60 seems fine lol
now if it actually meets their pie in the sky description is a total different matter
What's their pits description?
Quote from: Loto on March 02, 2016, 10:11:08 AM
What's their pits description?
from wikipedia
it's a game revolving around exploring a "procedurally generated deterministic open universe, which includes over 18 quintillion (1.8--1019) planets, many with their own set of flora and fauna."
Quote from: Loto on March 02, 2016, 10:08:04 AM
What made people think it wasn't going to be normal priced?
Haven't heard anything about this game.
it's procedurally generated indie trash with pretty grfx that is absolutely certain to underdeliver on its gross overpromises
it would be another nameless and abandoned $20 early access scam on steam were it not for sony's backing
the audacity of an indie dev to think it's entitled to a full $60 SocksDood;
BACK IN MY DAY INDIES USED TO COST 10 DOLAR, NOW THEY DON'T, WHAT'S UP WITH THAAAAAAT
lol get a job, we don't even know what the breadth of this game is yet, you can start whining once it's actually out and playable
Quote from: C.Mongler on March 02, 2016, 11:13:49 AM
BACK IN MY DAY INDIES USED TO COST 10 DOLAR, NOW THEY DON'T, WHAT'S UP WITH THAAAAAAT
lol get a job, we don't even know what the breadth of this game is yet, you can start whining once it's actually out and playable
I have to imagine that creating a fully randomly generated world, and having it work properly would take an impressive amount of technical skill.
it would, which is why i personally feel like it's going to be a shitshow of a game and i won't be buying it anywhere near launch or anywhere near 60 dollars
BUT THAT'S A PERSONAL CALL M8
if it turns out being game of the century, then fuck it i'll get it lol
http://www.gog.com/game/no_mans_sky
confirmed
previews are saying nice things, here's a link to a real forum
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1193350
it's honestly very rare to get negative previews unless the product doesn't function properly
Quote from: David on March 03, 2016, 10:23:14 AM
it's honestly very rare to get negative previews unless the product doesn't function properly
and even then it's all politics as to whether or not it gets called out
DANG YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S 100% GONNA BE SHIT
Quote from: C.Mongler on March 02, 2016, 11:13:49 AM
BACK IN MY DAY INDIES USED TO COST 10 DOLAR, NOW THEY DON'T, WHAT'S UP WITH THAAAAAAT
lol get a job, we don't even know what the breadth of this game is yet, you can start whining once it's actually out and playable
lol well honestly it isn't so much that it's a $60 indie that i find problematic
it's the fact that it's a $60 indie from a developer with no reputation that seems to have about as much depth as those dime-a-dozen pretty walking simulators you can find on steam......... except with spaceships
it simply doesn't do enough to differentiate itself from other $20 indies
heck, as of now it would have a hard time justifying even a $20 price tag for me
there's not an ounce of depth apparent in no man's sky, and the fact that they have still yet to really elaborate beyond 'procedurally-generated space flight sim !!' is cause for alarm, especially if they have the gall to be charging $60
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkplUsR2z6E[/youtube]
'i wandered around aimlessly for a bit, uttered an inquisitive 'hm' at an arbitrary anomaly, and then left to do the same ad infinitum on some other generic planet'
'i hope it lives up to its expectations' is a euphemism for 'i fear this would become boring within an hour'
where is the $60 worth of depth here
what is the incentive for exploring beyond empty gazing at random objects
no man's sky would make an absolutely brilliant template for a game like mass effect or something, but as of right now it just seems like a framework without any inherent purpose of its own
i am so looking forward to seeing this game's metacritic scores lol
THIS GAME ISN'T SOMETHING I WOULD BUY, SO NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO BUY IT
just don't buy it then dipshit jesus this isnt that hard of a concept lol if no one wants it for 60 its price will drop like a rock in a matter of weeks. christ lol
nowhere in my post did i imply that no one should buy it just because i'm unimpressed befuddlement
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 14, 1974, 06:53:48 AM
just don't buy it then dipshit jesus this isnt that hard of a concept lol if no one wants it for 60 its price will drop like a rock in a matter of weeks. christ lol
thanks for the economics lesson
i'm banking on either a price drop or low sales being the case if what we've seen really is all they have to offer, and in fact that would confirm that i was perfectly justified in finding the initial launch price of $60 to be ridiculous
yes, i very much look forward to being vindicated
Quote from: Tectron on March 05, 2016, 11:15:50 AM
yes, i very much look forward to being vindicated
lol wow a game you'd never be interested in costs too much for you to be interested in, wow internet tough guy over here
Quote from: Tectron on March 04, 2016, 01:43:56 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkplUsR2z6E[/youtube]
'i wandered around aimlessly for a bit, uttered an inquisitive 'hm' at an arbitrary anomaly, and then left to do the same ad infinitum on some other generic planet'
'i hope it lives up to its expectations' is a euphemism for 'i fear this would become boring within an hour'
where is the $60 worth of depth here
what is the incentive for exploring beyond empty gazing at random objects
no man's sky would make an absolutely brilliant template for a game like mass effect or something, but as of right now it just seems like a framework without any inherent purpose of its own
i am so looking forward to seeing this game's metacritic scores lol
I really want to like this game, and I thought it looked pretty good and seemed interesting ever since it was announced. But those are also my "fears" about it, that it's going to be all fluff and little to no substance. Especially with how they bost about how many planets you can explore and stuff like that. It just feels like it has a really good chance at being repetitive in a bad way, or barren, or both.
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/03/09/nintendo-explains-why-snes-games-will-only-run-on-new-3ds.aspx
As one of the commenters says,
"Careful you don't step in the bullshit."
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/03/28/turok-and-turok-2-remasters-planned-for-release-on-xbox-one.aspx
whyyyyyy
turok 2 was tight
[spoiler]@ItsAllTight[/spoiler]
Quote from: Rhyme on March 28, 2016, 06:13:15 PM
turok 2 was tight
[spoiler]@ItsAllTight[/spoiler]
I liked hunting dinosaurs
Please keep cheat codes
BEWAREOBLIVIONISATHAND
Do any games have any cool cheat codes these days or stuff like pen and ink mode and stuff like that?
no that dlc now saddood;
the uncharteds had those unlockables but that was already a few years ago
Nintendo and DLC ruined gaems
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/04/04/a-fan-wants-your-help-to-fund-life-is-strange-2-on-kickstarter.aspx
hey guys, i also love games. Can I have money?
oh lord its the "cool star wars game" kickstarter all over again lmao why are there dinguses out these who think this is how this thing works
http://www.destructoid.com/dear-esther-is-calmly-walking-to-ps4-xbox-one-353614.phtml
Quote from: Loto on March 28, 2016, 06:11:18 PM
whyyyyyy
Quote from: Chyme on March 28, 2016, 06:13:15 PM
turok 2 was tight
[spoiler]@ItsAllTight[/spoiler]
turok 2 was decent. fixed some issues from the first game, had better graphixxx and had way better weapons.
turok 1 was revolutionary when it came out simply because it was one of the first popular fps games with actual like...exploration, wide open areas, puzzles, platforming (BAD PLATFORMING THO), etc. as opposed to mostly hallways like previous fps games. however, this came with a price: super thick distance fog and some of the worst draw distance i've ever seen. the game also aged super fast and idk it's just not a good game tbh
question though: why is turok 3 not included in the announcement? it's not particularly any better or worse than 2
ALSO ALL THESE GAMES HAD THIS REALLY GLARING FLAW THAT I HATED WHICH WAS THAT THEY WERE GAMES THAT NEEDED A CONTROLLER PAK TO SAVE
http://www.supergiantgames.com/blog/first-look-at-our-third-game-pyre/
Finally, a game about Boyah. squid;
Quote from: .............................. on April 19, 2016, 06:04:10 PM
http://www.supergiantgames.com/blog/first-look-at-our-third-game-pyre/
Finally, a game about Boyah. squid;
that theme ROCKS
on the topic of gaming as a whole:
i know that this is a pretty predictable strongbad opinion because i never shut up about them BUT
i genuinely believe that roguelites and roguelikes will become a major force of gaming over the next 5 or so years. like yeah now they're all hit or miss indie games but once you get into one you realize how amazing they are and could you believe how amazing they could be with AAA development? like a skyrim roguelite? i think that darksouls is a good step in the right direction since it is conditioning people to get fucked up by videogames and forced into mastery but i think it can be taken a step farther while being accessible
that would own imo.
because the main thing keep rogues back are graphics [imo]
i think the rougelike 'force' is right now tbh lol, i'm not sure the concept is bankable enough for a triple A to build a title based off it tho
Quote from: SVT on April 21, 2016, 02:40:10 AM
because the main thing keep rogues back are graphics [imo]
Agreed the most mainstream ones you have no idea from screenshots. Traditional tile based games are amazing though and it's a shame that people don't give them a college try
Cmong the force is just beginning u just wait
i mean it's not like this is a new genre or anything man, the only thing that's new is possibilities for procedural generated content is expanding widely
i mean i think if no man's sky is a critical success ya might see bigger titles but if it's a doo doo flop probably not going to leave the niche realm it's currently in (yes i realize no man's sky is not a rouge lite at all, but it's probably the biggest name title i can think of right now that uses LOL SO RANDOM as it's core)
i guess a big part of it is procedurally generated content and that is definitely an important thing for gaming, and i definitely prefer it to developer made levels and things, since it forces your to learn to play the game on your own terms instead of learning to play the game how somebody wanted you to play the game (if that makes sense)
but i think that perma death is just as important as the procedurally generated content even though it's the thing that turns people off from RLs the most. when you have the chance of losing a character forever, you play it so much differently and every gain is so much more meaningful since it feels real as it could be taken away at any moment.
id really love to see some serious permadeath MMOs out there. id also like to get in on a hardcore mode minecraft server but it is hard to setup and nobody is interested i think
(https://i.imgur.com/9Tl6ch4.jpg)
are those games okay at all
https://legends.bethesda.net/articles/what-is-the-elder-scrolls-legends?locale=en
I wonder what they'll do next?
Quote from: .............................. on April 25, 2016, 06:01:25 PM
https://legends.bethesda.net/articles/what-is-the-elder-scrolls-legends?locale=en
I wonder what they'll do next?
Probably a moba
Quote from: YPR Classic on April 27, 2016, 01:16:45 AM
Quote from: .............................. on April 25, 2016, 06:01:25 PM
https://legends.bethesda.net/articles/what-is-the-elder-scrolls-legends?locale=en
I wonder what they'll do next?
Probably a moba
they would
Quote from: YPR Classic on April 27, 2016, 01:16:45 AM
Quote from: .............................. on April 25, 2016, 06:01:25 PM
https://legends.bethesda.net/articles/what-is-the-elder-scrolls-legends?locale=en
I wonder what they'll do next?
Probably a moba
please god no
permadeath roguelike-like ugly;
http://www.geek.com/games/no-mans-sky-release-may-be-delayed-until-august-1656271/
lol goodjob;
Quote from: Tectron on May 26, 2016, 05:11:57 PM
http://www.geek.com/games/no-mans-sky-release-may-be-delayed-until-august-1656271/
lol goodjob;
hopefully next it just doesn't come out
still dont even know what that game is so who cares lol
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 26, 2016, 06:33:54 PM
still dont even know what that game is so who cares lol
how i feel about like 70% of boyah gaming discussion :(
Quote from: antmaster5000 on May 27, 2016, 01:26:57 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 26, 2016, 06:33:54 PM
still dont even know what that game is so who cares lol
how i feel about like 70% of boyah gaming discussion :(
i just mean literally the dev team has been purposefully vague about what this game even is, and it seems like vidja press has just kind of taken the vague concepts and ran with them to be like GUYS IT'S GOING TO BE
EVERYTHING when i think the dev team were trying to have people NOT hold that impression so they didnt get dissapointed and now it's probably going to backfire lol
I think all you do is explore? I have no idea because no one has said anything about it. Like it randomly generates planets so that every planet is ~unique~ but I read a review a month or so ago saying that after the 3rd planet it gets boring. I don't know how they're asking for $60 for this game since it's barely worth more than $20 at most.
http://blog.us.playstation.com/2016/05/27/no-mans-sky-coming-to-ps4-in-august/
official
lol this means they'll get to showcase it at E3 again sillydood;
is no man's sky basically littlebigplanet: flight simulator
reminder of what the average no man's sky impression looks/sounds like:
Quote from: Tectron on March 04, 2016, 01:43:56 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkplUsR2z6E[/youtube]
'i wandered around aimlessly for a bit, uttered an inquisitive 'hm' at an arbitrary anomaly, and then left to do the same ad infinitum on some other generic planet'
'i hope it lives up to its expectations' is a euphemism for 'i fear this would become boring within an hour'
where is the $60 worth of depth here
what is the incentive for exploring beyond empty gazing at random objects
no man's sky would make an absolutely brilliant template for a game like mass effect or something, but as of right now it just seems like a framework without any inherent purpose of its own
i am so looking forward to seeing this game's metacritic scores lol
i mean seriously, what else could 'i sure hope it lives up to its expectations.........' really mean except that it presently doesn't lol
looks like it could make a really sick roguelite if it had permadeath (maybe it does?) and some kind of point
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/05/29/no-mans-sky-creator-receives-death-threats-after-delay-announcement.aspxL
The gaming community, ladies and gentlemen.
tfw gamergators harass men
i still dont understack their schtick watsoever
gamers are awful
Quote from: antmaster5000 on May 29, 2016, 09:18:55 PM
gamers are awful
srsly, my gf doesnt understand why i refuse to say "i AM A gaymer" because the subcult of GAMER is so fucking rancid that i want nothing to do with it. like sure i spend many an hour every week playing vidja, but i dont want to be associated with
them
i'm a videoludophile bassir;
I bought a rainbow colored controller avatar that was labeled "GAY PRIDE" on the psn to empty my digital wallet. WHY IS THIS AN ACTUAL THING?
is gamergate a real thing i never see them
Quote from: SVT on May 30, 2016, 01:46:09 PM
is gamergate a real thing i never see them
it's just gamers being dumbasses on the phone and online mostly
hmm so some mad tweeting. the same thing as sjw
sjws are sending cease and desists against untoward conduct. So no, not the same at all
hmm so one is harmless the other is control freaks?? is this what im reading here
Quote from: SVT on May 30, 2016, 02:02:46 PM
hmm so one is harmless the other is control freaks?? is this what im reading here
you don't read what i have to say though
Gamergaters actionably harass people. The SJWs under the law are allowed to send a cease and desist against the gamergators untoward conduct. Go live in your own republic if you don't like the laws.
you didn't say harass you said they were being a dumbass. pls don't pretend i care about this gay nerd shit enough to know what you mean.
if it's on the internet who cares/howiscyberbullying real etc
idk in the pre-internet days people reported harassing phone calls because it is a CRIME
so like people who are sensible would care
ppl like...hillary cclinton? god bless
let's keep it gaming related jsr;
dont bring the republic in to the conversation if you don't wanna talk about the top of the machinery!!! if laws are involved so is hillary.
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 30, 2016, 04:56:14 AM
Quote from: antmaster5000 on May 29, 2016, 09:18:55 PM
gamers are awful
srsly, my gf doesnt understand why i refuse to say "i AM A gaymer" because the subcult of GAMER is so fucking rancid that i want nothing to do with it. like sure i spend many an hour every week playing vidja, but i dont want to be associated with them
I'd never call myself a gamer. It's got such a gross meaning now.
I'm a game enthusiast.
Is this better?
worse
i'm a gaymer
i'm a game banger
Quote from: Loto on May 29, 2016, 09:55:52 AM
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/05/29/no-mans-sky-creator-receives-death-threats-after-delay-announcement.aspxL
The gaming community, ladies and gentlemen.
why does it want me to log in? awdood;
Quote from: .............................. on June 01, 2016, 05:05:18 AM
Quote from: Loto on May 29, 2016, 09:55:52 AM
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/05/29/no-mans-sky-creator-receives-death-threats-after-delay-announcement.aspxL
The gaming community, ladies and gentlemen.
why does it want me to log in? awdood;
so it knows you pay the subscription fee
internet death threats are still meangingless In My book 99% of the time.
Quote from: .............................. on June 01, 2016, 05:05:18 AM
Quote from: Loto on May 29, 2016, 09:55:52 AM
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/05/29/no-mans-sky-creator-receives-death-threats-after-delay-announcement.aspxL
The gaming community, ladies and gentlemen.
why does it want me to log in? awdood;
idk
[Spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/hOxDgsd.png)[/spoiler]
Whoops
better than the Whoops E
Quote from: Djyme on June 01, 2016, 02:42:21 PM
better than the Whoops E
[Spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/f2koiXk.png)[/spoiler]
Quote from: SVT on June 01, 2016, 05:18:19 AM
internet death threats are still meangingless In My book 99% of the time.
you're an idiot
Quote from: Ezloﺕ on June 01, 2016, 05:29:34 PM
Quote from: SVT on June 01, 2016, 05:18:19 AM
internet death threats are still meangingless In My book 99% of the time.
you're an idiot
im going to kill u
Somebody arrest this man
http://www.gameinformer.com/games/mirrors_edge_catalyst/b/playstation4/archive/2016/06/06/mirrors-edge-catalyst-game-informer-review.aspx
Oh well... guess I'm saving some money.
yeah it sounds like they made all the mistakes of the first one oddly enough. kinda vague and forgettable story, check. shit combat, check. and then they go and do the boring, empty open world thing? whhhyyyy
i would rather have another jet set radio game to play tbh
i mean those are two completely different games, but yeah me too
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 06, 2016, 06:55:48 PM
i mean those are two completely different games, but yeah me too
both are set in corporate totalitarian dystopian regimes so this is not a shitpost
jet set radio made it work and third person view is my preference
jet set radio is true anime and mirror's edge is like pseudo anime a la avatar: the last airbender
in that case, i'd rather have half life 3 yes;
since transhumanism is now literally tumblr how would valve tackle this
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/06/23/sonic-team-is-hard-at-work-on-new-sonic-game.aspx
Alright! Look forward to another bad sonic! And the sonic fanboys to defend it!
http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/star-ocean-integrity-and-faithlessness
Well, that's too bad. Guess that's the end for the Star Ocean franchise.
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/08/04/racy-rail-shooter-gal-gun-double-peace-has-a-partial-nudity-add-on.aspx
This is really worth reading for its ridiculousness.
lol
Quote from: Tectron on March 05, 2016, 11:15:50 AM
nowhere in my post did i imply that no one should buy it just because i'm unimpressed befuddlement
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 14, 1974, 06:53:48 AM
just don't buy it then dipshit jesus this isnt that hard of a concept lol if no one wants it for 60 its price will drop like a rock in a matter of weeks. christ lol
thanks for the economics lesson
i'm banking on either a price drop or low sales being the case if what we've seen really is all they have to offer, and in fact that would confirm that i was perfectly justified in finding the initial launch price of $60 to be ridiculous
yes, i very much look forward to being vindicated
http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/no-mans-sky?ref=hp
i could not possibly have dreamed of a more spectacular disaster
not only did every single fear about the depth/shallowness of this game materialize tenfold, not only did promises from the grandiose to the most minute go shamelessly unfulfilled, but the icing on the procedurally generated cake is that the pc release is utterly broken, which even i couldn't have anticipated lol
i mean it's arkham knight-level unplayable giggle;
hopefully this serves as a lesson to self-important indies everywhere who might also have had the audacity to charge $60 for their own generic, broken early access game
it's just a shame that hello games has already made its millions thanks to sony's marketing prowess, an insane days-post-launch review embargo, and astronomical levels of overhype/overpromising that anyone could have seen through (but i think """gamers""" must deliberately go out of their way to prove that they're gullible morons)
well, now i can look forward to smugly ignoring this when it's being offered for $3.25 on next month's """humble """indie"""""" bundle rofl
oh, this was the thread
i've been looking for it
but yeah, i've been thoroughly enjoying this debacle
one point you forgot to mention and possibly my favorite is how rabid and defensive the fanbase is
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CptRB8GUIAM9asw.jpg)
mite b a troll but still hilarious
lmao the screaming redditards in the death throes of post-purchase rationalization syndrome
Quote
Can I be FUCKING real for a second?
This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.
A tiny team of people made an entire universe for you to explore. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot.
Guess what? The game was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a game.
What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big universe filled with mysteries and weird shit. I just played it for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?
Is it buggy? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the inventory system imperfect and the multiplayer feature questionable and the structure unclear? Sure, fine.
But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?
How fucking entitled do you have to be to explore an infinite universe in a spaceship and then say "yeah but..."
We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring games in recent memory.
Hello Games doesn't owe you the world. Yet they gave you 18 QUINTILLION of them.
If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.
they simply can't admit that they're the easiest targets for these sorts of scams
and all of the melodrama and self-aggrandizement that goes into full time defense of this game
(http://i.cubeupload.com/nYXHSQ.png)
(http://i.cubeupload.com/LQbfPp.png)
it's no wonder the marketing appealed to reddit in particular
they always go back to the size argument
daggerfall was big too ifeelbetter;
(http://i.cubeupload.com/ydDidz.png)
lmfao
Quote from: lonely-overweight on August 16, 2016, 01:54:35 PM
they always go back to the size argument
daggerfall was big too ifeelbetter;
but you don't understand thyme, 18 QUINTILLION planets
who cares if between those 18 quintillion there's not even a single earth's worth of geological or biological diversity
you need to have an open mind to truly appreciate this universe on a deep level
[spoiler]
https://www.reddit.com/r/nomanshigh/[/spoiler]
Yeah, hearing the size coupled with procedurally generated didn't give me high hopes for game or diversity of content.
i find it hilarious people feel so ripped off by this game when it was clear it was an early access survival game years ago, but i can at least understand that
the defenders are fucking hilarious tho, that one reddit post, top keks
Almost any defender of almost any game is hilarious, because they never actually defend the game.
They just mention a flaw, say that its not so bad, then insult the people who naysay.
That reddit post is the perfect example
(http://i.cubeupload.com/ozrpeQ.png)
i think this is a literal shill who posted this tbh
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5INxySBmDo[/youtube]
how symbolic
i hate everything
It's not enough to attempt to kill the series by ignoring it, but now they want us to do it ourselves in game.
http://www.inquisitr.com/3458500/no-mans-sky-steam-sony-and-amazon-begin-issuing-refunds-regardless-of-play-time/
No Man's Sky is the gift that keeps on giving. :3
though i'm not sure any gullible simp who actually believed hello games' shameless overhype even deserves a refund
[spoiler]...also, as satisfying as it is to see this game crash and burn, fuck; the unscrupulous idiots who played for 40+ hours and still demanded a refund awdood;
such people are exactly why consumer protections are virtually nonexistent in this godforsaken industry[/spoiler]
gamers are fucking babies lol
http://blog.us.playstation.com/2016/08/30/gran-turismo-sport-update/
lmao why would it get delayed
it's gran turismo 6 but with VR what's taking so long
i hope it's the engine sounds they're perfecting
^^ 39000th post
nice
gran turismos man's sky
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 30, 2016, 06:36:51 AM
gran turismos man's sky
(http://i.cubeupload.com/2G4vpX.jpg)
(http://i.cubeupload.com/OO1kDm.jpg)
wow they've really tightened up the graphics!!
They added a light pole as well!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-7H-Zasq9c[/youtube]
wow, it's....... literally nothing
and yet insecure fanboys still go out of their way to justify their $60 spore knockoff
QuoteWe work hard, hope, dream, and wonder about the destinations in life. We push forward into further and better horizons. We want to make it. We want to get there. We spend our lives saving money, buying cars, toys, and materials. We go to bed early so we can wake up tomorrow in a better version of reality.
And when we make it there, when we have all the items our perfect lives, when we finally make it to retirement, what is there left?
We will always strive for greener grass, and sweeter fruit, and in doing so we will surely never find it.
No Man's Sky eloquently portrays the existential crisis of the human experience. The journey of the soul trying to make its infinitesimal footprint in the inconceivable universe before being spaghettified into a black hole.
10/10 this game makes me think.
deep
watch out guys, we've got another carl degrasse sagan in the making here
QuoteThis is an intellectual game. Made by intellectual people. Your misunderstanding the advertising. This is in the game. Not litterally. In a lore sense. Your delusional if you took this as litteral.
If you honestly think that Murray lied and it's all his fault, you obviously have never had a job before. Because if you did you would realize that sometimes there are rules, and pressure from people above you. If you can't understand that this is a more complicated issue that one person, than I'm over talking about it.
Life is not black and white
You are looking at this at face value.
If there is someone accused of a crime, you sentence them AFTER the trial. Once all the information has come out. In this situation your condemning someone on the stand, before they've had the right to defend themselves.
Barbarism would be an accurate way to describe that thought pattern.
wouldn't this game violate some advertising laws or smth
I'm glad I never bought it
game still looks about as fun to me as it always has, which is to say p. decent for under $30 but i never understood any of the hype ¯\_(,,)_/¯
Quote from: Tectron on September 09, 2016, 06:42:30 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-7H-Zasq9c[/youtube]
wow, it's....... literally nothing
and yet insecure fanboys still go out of their way to justify their $60 spore knockoff
QuoteWe work hard, hope, dream, and wonder about the destinations in life. We push forward into further and better horizons. We want to make it. We want to get there. We spend our lives saving money, buying cars, toys, and materials. We go to bed early so we can wake up tomorrow in a better version of reality.
And when we make it there, when we have all the items our perfect lives, when we finally make it to retirement, what is there left?
We will always strive for greener grass, and sweeter fruit, and in doing so we will surely never find it.
No Man's Sky eloquently portrays the existential crisis of the human experience. The journey of the soul trying to make its infinitesimal footprint in the inconceivable universe before being spaghettified into a black hole.
10/10 this game makes me think.
deep
watch out guys, we've got another carl degrasse sagan in the making here
QuoteThis is an intellectual game. Made by intellectual people. Your misunderstanding the advertising. This is in the game. Not litterally. In a lore sense. Your delusional if you took this as litteral.
If you honestly think that Murray lied and it's all his fault, you obviously have never had a job before. Because if you did you would realize that sometimes there are rules, and pressure from people above you. If you can't understand that this is a more complicated issue that one person, than I'm over talking about it.
Life is not black and white
You are looking at this at face value.
If there is someone accused of a crime, you sentence them AFTER the trial. Once all the information has come out. In this situation your condemning someone on the stand, before they've had the right to defend themselves.
Barbarism would be an accurate way to describe that thought pattern.
and yet people who never planned on purchasing it will still go out of their way to justify not purchasing it
Quote from: antmaster5000 on September 10, 2016, 05:54:15 PM
and yet people who never planned on purchasing it will still go out of their way to justify not purchasing it
lol david with the sick burns
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 11, 2016, 09:58:11 AM
Quote from: antmaster5000 on September 10, 2016, 05:54:15 PM
and yet people who never planned on purchasing it will still go out of their way to justify not purchasing it
lol david with the sick burns
i like to whine about whiners who whine about whiners :3
unfortunately no amount of whining i could ever hope to do would have been enough to prevent a game like this from selling absolute gangbusters entirely on its marketing
https://gamerant.com/no-mans-sky-best-selling-steam-game/
https://blog.eu.playstation.com/2016/09/13/no-mans-sky-was-the-best-selling-game-on-playstation-store-last-month/
jesus christ (http://i.cubeupload.com/5Gx3ne.gif)
on the plus side, nearly everyone quickly realized just how shallow the game is and how unapologetically misleading its marketing was, and right now not even 1000 people are still playing lol
http://steamcharts.com/app/275850
too bad that doesn't matter at all to the devs, they've already made out like bandits
But at least I can take solace in knowing that I'm not the only one who found their marketing deceptiveness particularly egregious. The devs are under investigation for false advertising. happydood;
https://www.engadget.com/2016/09/28/no-mans-sky-investigated-false-advertising/
the sorry state of gaming:
http://alwaysnintendo.com/metroid-prime-federation-force-bombs-sales-worldwide/
lol
of course, nintendo will interpret these figures as evidence that metroid must be permanently retired (despite the explosion of metroidvanias on the indie scene, which emerged from the ashes of starved metroid fans)
and honestly, considering that they've consistently demonstrated that they are absolutely clueless about how to handle the franchise, that's probably for the best
Sadly, its true. We'll have to look to indie developers (and hopefully, HOPEFULLY Bloodstained) for our metroidvania fix.
i hate having to look to indies for anything but i really don't have any other options with this particular genre saddood;
bloodstained looks sick i hope it's sick and not mighty no 9 of castlevania
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/10/31/the-director-of-deadpool-is-developing-sonys-sonic-the-hedgehog-movie.aspx
Lol
[YouTube]4Mf5MG6xUMM[/YouTube]
Well then
Quote from: [BANNED] on November 17, 2016, 09:25:37 AM
[spoiler][YouTube]4Mf5MG6xUMM[/YouTube][/spoiler]
Well then
they're really quite shameless about milking skyrim for all it's worth, huh
i though $60 for a barely """enhanced""" port was bad enough
eh, there's a zen pinball board for almost literally everything, they're like 5 bucks take it or more than likely, leave it
https://twitter.com/XboxSupport/status/802574554870624256
lol
Quote from: [BANNED] on November 28, 2016, 07:39:46 AM
https://twitter.com/XboxSupport/status/802574554870624256
lol
wow
it seems like it was just yesterday that the kinect was going to be the future
dongles are the way of the future
VR is the future.
[spoiler]LOL [/spoiler]
man how 'bout that new death stranding trailer
goat
Quote from: Shinobu Oshino on December 02, 2016, 02:02:03 AM
man how 'bout that new death stranding trailer
so whats the game about?
the plight of man...or something
"war is bad" -hideo kojima
Quote from: http://www.inquisitr.com/3761218/players-lost-video-game-caused-plane-crash-that-killed-colombian-soccer-team-missed-fuel-stop/
It is being reported that a player’s lost video game may have resulted in the aircraft missing its refueling point and ultimately running out of fuel just five miles short of its destination. An injured player who was not on the flight says that in the soccer team’s WhatsApp group, the coach had laughed that the plane was delayed due to a player’s missing video game. The message indicated that the player had requested the flight crew go look for his bag which contained the video game so that he could play it in-flight. It took the crew 20 minutes to find the game resulting in a flight delay.
As an unforeseen result of the video game mishap, LaMia Flight 2933 missed its refueling point.
Quote from: C.Mongler on December 02, 2016, 09:40:38 AM
the plight of man...or something
the plight of men who must birth and raise children
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/12/03/make-your-way-through-foreign-slums-in-upcoming-stand-alone-title-uncharted-the-lost-legacy.aspx
Wwll, they said Uncharted 4 was the last in the series, but I guess "stand-alone entries" are acceptable eh?
And then there's a Last of Us part 2....
i love my naughtydog machine 4
Quote from: Big Goop on December 03, 2016, 11:12:31 AM
And then there's a Last of Us part 2....
if it's a sequel still focusing on joel and ellie, then honestly i'm disappointed in naughty dog for being so unimaginative.
Quote from: Big Goop on December 03, 2016, 11:08:12 AM
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/12/03/make-your-way-through-foreign-slums-in-upcoming-stand-alone-title-uncharted-the-lost-legacy.aspx
Wwll, they said Uncharted 4 was the last in the series, but I guess "stand-alone entries" are acceptable eh?
ah yes, chloe, that character i care about so much. and...nadine???? okay??????
at least it doesn't star cutter
yeah i kind of groaned at the last of us 2 trailer. like another story in the same universe, sure, neat. but i really liked that the first game was its own tight package and didn't really want to see the return of ellie and joel tbh. i'm sure they wouldnt make they damn game if they werent sure they had another story to tell, but still
Also, I might've misheard, but apparently that uncharted game is actually just U4 dlc?
p sure thats the case yea, it's uncharted 4's left behind DLC lol
http://letsplayvideogames.com/2016/12/report-crytek-employess-unpaid-for-months-black-sea-studio-up-for-sale/
crytec;
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2017/01/02/ariana-grande-is-coming-to-final-fantasy.aspx
what.... in the holy hell?
to be fair that seems like a just punishment for anyone silly enough to still be playing Final Fantasy Brave Exvius
lol i think i confused this with Record Keeper, is Brave Exvius actually good
Quote from: C.Mongler on January 03, 2017, 05:33:45 AM
to be fair that seems like a just punishment for anyone silly enough to still be playing Final Fantasy Brave Exvius
lol i think i confused this with Record Keeper, is Brave Exvius actually good
its....ok.
I stopped playing a while ago, and now probably never will again lol
omg lmao
So, Baiken is coming to Guilty Gear, but so far only as an update to arcades that they're calling Revelator 2.
Unfortunately this means that if they bring this update to console, it'll likely be another full priced release
http://wccftech.com/ps4-pro-performance-equivalent-900pc/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+GamesWccftech+%28Games+%96+WCCFtech%29
Quote from: ARK DevWe estimate it would cost at least $900 to build a [PS4 Pro,,-equivalent] PC, and that’s if you were custom-building it with extreme cost control.
Quote from: InterviewerWhat resolution and framerate are you targeting for the base PS4 version of Ark: Survival Evolved?
Quote from: ARK Dev30-45 FPS for the regular PS4 (which renders ARK’s environment at either at 680p or 720p depending on whether you have “Detailed Graphics” selected)
On the PS4 Pro, 60 FPS at 720p,or 30-60 FPS at 1080p, depending on “Detailed Graphics” setting.
lmfao
they must have blown 2/3 of their $900 pc budget on watercooled leds
god fuck the ARK devs lol
i can't find the XBOX thread anymore, but since this is sorry state of gaming
why do consoles suck now, will there be good consoles ever again
sony is the only one with a good game lineup. it's not even a contest
with the cancellation of scalebound MSoft doesnt have shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. they really need to put up some good ass shit that isn't halo 6 this e3 cuz their lineup looks fucking dire now. halo wars 2, sea of thieves (which i believe is a 2018 game), and crackdown 3 which might be canned too lol. where the fuck is scorpio how long are they going to sit on it
i dont even need to say anything about switch, we're a year out from seeing if that's going to manage pulling itself out of the dumpster
Honestly, even Scalebound didn't look that cool.
The only thing interesting to me was Platinum
i mean it's obvious why it was cancelled, but it was at least unique (looking i guess) and xbox
one day we'll get cuphead
Quote from: C.Mongler on January 15, 2017, 07:03:25 PM
i can't find the XBOX thread anymore, but since this is sorry state of gaming
why do consoles suck now, will there be good consoles ever again
PCs are getting less expensive comparatively, and consoles are getting more expensive. Plus add in the costs of smart phones.
And then game devs are idiots.
Quote from: C.Mongler on January 15, 2017, 08:00:08 PM
i mean it's obvious why it was cancelled, but it was at least unique (looking i guess) and xbox
one day we'll get cuphead
srsly
(http://i.imgur.com/VAbGeDM.jpg)
Quote from: donʼt letʼs on January 19, 2017, 12:52:53 PM
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good thing I deleted that game
That showed up on the homepage on Google play and the icon made it look like one of those fake knockoff games
https://gamerant.com/metroid-other-m-sakamoto-tears-mattw-34014/
i've never seen this article before, but i lol'd at the absurdity of being brought to tears by an other m cutscene
really puts into perspective just how astronomically self-absorbed sakamoto is when it comes to metroid
[spoiler]
on a tangential note, i only just got the juvenile wordplay in other m's title
goonish
i bet sakamoto thought that was pure genius[/spoiler]
http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/yooka-laylee?ref=hp
http://www.thejimquisition.com/yooka-laylee-review/
Quote from: Tectron on March 28, 2017, 11:23:14 PM
[spoiler]
on a tangential note, i only just got the juvenile wordplay in other m's title
goonish
i bet sakamoto thought that was pure genius[/spoiler]
idgi :(
Damn that jimquisition article is 2edgy4me
I don't know what anyone expected it seems to exactly accomplish what it was trying to do lol. If you released banjo or mario64 now they'd similarly be panned
uh mario 64 is still probably the best 3d platformer ever made, it's aged gloriously lol
that jim review is silly, he whines about all the problems snake pass has and then ends it by recommending snake pass
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 04, 2017, 10:37:01 AM
uh mario 64 is still probably the best 3d platformer ever made, it's aged gloriously lol
that jim review is silly, he whines about all the problems snake pass has and then ends it by recommending snake pass
idk I've seen playthroughs of Mario 64 complain about camera angles and misleading depth perception. It surely isn't the best anymore, best for its time, sure
then what's the best now? honestly lol, they've always been shit. it's only maybe been beaten by galaxy but i'd attribute that to more open level design than anything lol
I wonder how many of these reviews are negative because jontron is no longer in it lol
But yeah, these reviews are all like, "this game feels like it came outta the 90's, games have come a long way since then."
If that's the case, mission accomplished. THATS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO DO.
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 04, 2017, 11:01:53 AM
then what's the best now? honestly lol, they've always been shit. it's only maybe been beaten by galaxy but i'd attribute that to more open level design than anything lol
conker
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 04, 2017, 11:01:53 AM
then what's the best now? honestly lol, they've always been shit. it's only maybe been beaten by galaxy but i'd attribute that to more open level design than anything lol
idk honestly because I don't play many lololol
Sly Cooper?
It'd just be sad to me if that's where it peaked in like bloody 95
i never played sly so i cant really comment. conker felt more or less the same to me, though rare was one of the first to make use of third person over the shoulder in that game (heh fuck u re4)
i think things have gotten better just out of sheer hardware capabilities, both in terms of being able to process the viewpoint of the world without dropping the game to like 3 fps when you rotate the camera, and ya know, dual analog sticks, but i wouldn't say we've come leaps and bounds in the sense that FPS games have for example.
that jim review just kinda sounds like he was really bad at games in the n64 era, and mis-remembers his troubles as being the games' faults
that meta is pretty low though, idk lol
yeah i'm gonna reserve judgement until i can play it myself, but 2/10 is such a radically low score that it sounds kinda like he's just blowing steam; that's a score reserved for games that are just complete technical messes, not just games that are just boring or uninspired, which is what the game seemed to be at worst from a glance. but maybe it is a mess, I DON'T KNOW YET
Yeah but Jim is full of it.
But all negatives I've seen say pretty much the same thing; that it feels to dated, and complaints about the "voices."
Which, honestly, what the hell did you expect? They showed all that prior to release.
If it feels the same as the toybox demo, then the controls are pretty dang good. So I can't agree on that complaint.
this jim guy is just the lavar ball of video games. idgaf who he is.
i heard yooka laylee is just boring. i mean you can tell by the trailers, it just feels empty. platformers need to have the atmosphere, and most games don't get it right. breath of the wild would be just another crappy open world fantasy game if it didnt have that atmsophere and polish.
so, its a problem of polish afaik. itd be cool if they teamed up with rare and made banjo threeie.
Quote from: ADX on April 04, 2017, 09:02:31 PM
so, its a problem of polish afaik. itd be cool if they teamed up with rare and made banjo threeie.
uhh the people who made this ARE the Rare personnel who were involved with Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie
they'd be teaming up with a company who no longer gives a shit nor has the right employees anymore
theyd have more resources
Quote from: steal on April 05, 2017, 02:26:46 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 04, 2017, 11:01:53 AM
then what's the best now? honestly lol, they've always been shit. it's only maybe been beaten by galaxy but i'd attribute that to more open level design than anything lol
i agree with this - i can't think of a single worthy post-n64 3D platformer worth a shit that doesn't have the word mario somewhere in the title.
someone prove me wrong
Sly Cooper, Prince of Persia, Jak, Ratchet and Clank, Psychonauts
Mirrors edge if you're kaz
i kept reading rdx's last sentence as there being an issue with pollacks and i was trying to figure out how they figured into video game development outside of the witcher
Does Uncharted count as a platformer?
At least 50 percent
what's platformy about it you hold x and forward and off ya go
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 05, 2017, 11:25:13 AM
what's platformy about it you hold x and forward and off ya go
yeah, well....
......
Shut up....
heh heh rekt
Quote from: Thyme on April 05, 2017, 09:08:43 AM
Quote from: YPargh on April 05, 2017, 07:41:59 AM
banjo-kazooie if you're kaz
if he didn't stipulate post n64 then I'd definitely include rare games n_u
Portal is a platforming puzzle game if we want to count that
Infamous is an open world platformer.
Quote from: YPargh on April 05, 2017, 11:47:04 AM
Portal is a platforming puzzle game if we want to count that
i thought we were specifically talking about third person bruv
Quote from: Big Goop on April 05, 2017, 12:11:13 PM
Infamous is an open world platformer.
i'll accept it
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 06, 2017, 05:09:20 AM
Quote from: YPargh on April 05, 2017, 11:47:04 AM
Portal is a platforming puzzle game if we want to count that
i thought we were specifically talking about third person bruv
Quote from: Big Goop on April 05, 2017, 12:11:13 PM
Infamous is an open world platformer.
i'll accept it
idk anymore man
Quote from: Thyme on April 04, 2017, 09:44:52 AM
Quote from: Tectron on March 28, 2017, 11:23:14 PM
[spoiler]
on a tangential note, i only just got the juvenile wordplay in other m's title
goonish
i bet sakamoto thought that was pure genius[/spoiler]
idgi :(
Akamoto S is an idiot
[spoiler]
Other M
M Other
because, you know, muh baby[/spoiler]
Quote from: Thyme on April 04, 2017, 09:43:03 AM
http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/yooka-laylee?ref=hp
http://www.thejimquisition.com/yooka-laylee-review/
i am wholly unsurprised by this score
the market for these types of games was left behind in the 90s
Quote from: David on April 05, 2017, 08:03:38 AM
i kept reading rdx's last sentence as there being an issue with pollacks and i was trying to figure out how they figured into video game development outside of the witcher
for some reason i read it the same way lol
Quote from: steal on April 05, 2017, 02:26:46 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 04, 2017, 11:01:53 AM
then what's the best now? honestly lol, they've always been shit. it's only maybe been beaten by galaxy but i'd attribute that to more open level design than anything lol
i agree with this - i can't think of a single worthy post-n64 3D platformer worth a shit that doesn't have the word mario somewhere in the title.
someone prove me wrong
U N C H A R T E Dand no, that isn't a joke
uncharted's platforming may not require much skill but it does require a modicum, sometimes more
the only part that's truly automatic is ledge grabbing
the ease of the game's platforming segments doesn't make it any less fun or any less worthy of the label "platformer" imo
it'a a mixed-genre ip, an action-adventure-platformer
wikipedia agrees
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncharted
Quote from: Tectron on April 11, 2017, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 04, 2017, 09:44:52 AM
Quote from: Tectron on March 28, 2017, 11:23:14 PM
[spoiler]
on a tangential note, i only just got the juvenile wordplay in other m's title
goonish
i bet sakamoto thought that was pure genius[/spoiler]
idgi :(
Akamoto S is an idiot
[spoiler]
Other M
M Other
because, you know, muh baby[/spoiler]
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA goowan
Quote from: Tectron on April 11, 2017, 04:59:27 PM
Quote from: David on April 05, 2017, 08:03:38 AM
i kept reading rdx's last sentence as there being an issue with pollacks and i was trying to figure out how they figured into video game development outside of the witcher
for some reason i read it the same way lol
Quote from: steal on April 05, 2017, 02:26:46 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 04, 2017, 11:01:53 AM
then what's the best now? honestly lol, they've always been shit. it's only maybe been beaten by galaxy but i'd attribute that to more open level design than anything lol
i agree with this - i can't think of a single worthy post-n64 3D platformer worth a shit that doesn't have the word mario somewhere in the title.
someone prove me wrong
U N C H A R T E D
and no, that isn't a joke
if it's not a joke why am i laughing so hard
pure, unadulterated insolence
but uncharted isn't a third-person platformer in almost any sense of the word lol. it's a third-person shooter with traversal elements. it borrows some ideas, sure, but literally having jumping isn't the only criteria for a platforming game lol. by that merit we'd be considering Assassins Creed, Zelda: Breath of the Wild, or even Grand Theft Auto 5 as platformers. I'm talking about games that rely on precision jumping and freely scaling a (typically) vertical space as their core mechanic. uncharted is more about holding x and forward to go across set-pieces while really only occasionally relying on precision to traverse environments.
[I] New Nintendo 2DS XL
Quote from: donʼt letʼs on April 27, 2017, 06:41:29 PM
[I] New Nintendo 2DS XL
yeah, we already know that we'll never make more switches.... give them yet ANOTHER iteration of a 3ds....
I would have bought that 2ds xl instead of my 3xs xl but it's too late sooooo
Quote from: YPargh on April 27, 2017, 09:58:57 PM
I would have bought that 2ds xl instead of my 3xs xl but it's too late sooooo
yeah, that's kinda my point I suppose. Pretty much everyone who wants a 3ds (or whatever) has one already
why bother trying to make all your factories actually produce the hot new console that has supply issues when you could instead dedicate a chunk of them to make yet another brand new product that competes with yourself
Well, it's probably so they can continue selling Pokémon and other upcoming 3DS games in healthy quantities while shifting the focus slightly more toward the "New" 2DS/3DS exclusives.
I still don't doubt Switch will replace 3DS, but probably not until after they can bring the cost down further, maybe with a Switch Mini. There will definitely be at least one more future mainline Pokémon game for 3DS.
I'm not too sure about a mainline Pokemon game, but definitely another pokemon release of some sort
I'd equate this to the gameboy micro in that they're both releasing after their successor and are just a cheaper way to keep selling units and remaining games in stock
that's really what this is, just having factories produce this cheaper option instead of the more expensive units with 3D screens, allowing nintendo to sell them at this much lower price point in order to keep the 3ds alive a bit longer
they do actually look pretty damn nice too
Quote from: ƕɾο on April 28, 2017, 06:33:36 PM
I'm not too sure about a mainline Pokemon game, but definitely another pokemon release of some sort
I'd equate this to the gameboy micro in that they're both releasing after their successor and are just a cheaper way to keep selling units and remaining games in stock
that's really what this is, just having factories produce this cheaper option instead of the more expensive units with 3D screens, allowing nintendo to sell them at this much lower price point in order to keep the 3ds alive a bit longer
they do actually look pretty damn nice too
yeah, but you see, that's what the original 2ds was about. Besides, I don't believe the switch will be considered a handheld successor. But I guess we'll see.
Quote from: ƕɾο on April 28, 2017, 06:33:36 PM
I'm not too sure about a mainline Pokemon game, but definitely another pokemon release of some sort
I mean, I don't think gen8 will be on 3ds (I sure hope not) but there's sure to be another set of gen7 games of some sort. Maybe a sequel, maybe a remake, maybe something else.
If anything, I could imagine Pokémon putting one version on 3DS and one on Switch, like Mystery Dungeon did with GBA/DS, but I think it's more likely the next games will be 3DS-only.
ah I suppose I could see that. I don't think we'll see DPP remakes on 3ds, but a third version or solar/lunar eclipse could be neat
though it would be nice if the pokemon stars rumor were true instead
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OMG
that cave story one hurt my head oof
It's sad that that made me want to play cave story girl;
But only because I didn't know it existed before today and now I've researched it
Quote from: YPargh on June 26, 2017, 05:57:47 PM
It's sad that that made me want to play cave story girl;
But only because I didn't know it existed before today and now I've researched it
yeah it's good fam
Quote from: YPargh on June 26, 2017, 05:57:47 PM
It's sad that that made me want to play cave story girl;
But only because I didn't know it existed before today and now I've researched it
it's a fantastic game, one of my favorite platformers ever tbh
and its freeware too lol
or you can pay upwards of 30 dollars for it if you really want to like i did lel
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 26, 2017, 07:31:55 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 26, 2017, 05:57:47 PM
It's sad that that made me want to play cave story girl;
But only because I didn't know it existed before today and now I've researched it
it's a fantastic game, one of my favorite platformers ever tbh
and its freeware too lol
or you can pay upwards of 30 dollars for it if you really want to like i did lel
so did I. And I got a Curly keychain for it giggle;
"Crash is too hard. It's like Dark Souls..."
-almost every critic for Crash N Sane Trilogy.
vuvudood;[YouTube]RYwZ6GZXWhA[/YouTube]
thats actually neat too bad the trailer shows no gameplay
Quote from: ƕɾο on August 21, 2017, 08:06:55 PM
thats actually neat too bad the trailer shows no gameplay
yeah, I'm not that optimistic, but we'll see
One, I don't even know where the fuck AoE 4 would go or do, and if AoE 3 is any indicator expanding on the formula just makes the game more cumbersome and kinda stupid
Two, Relics games have been progressively getting shittier and i dont know if their style of RTS really lends itself well to AoE either
both things considered, i will remain super cautiously optimistic, but i feel like this is a brand cashgrab that will be a mediocre, uncompetitve RTS that flops because of windows store exlusivity
also for the love of fucking god why cant they do Age of Mythology Definitive, and/or do Age of Mythology 2. It's easily the best game in the franchise and easily has the best growth potential because it's not as constrained by literal history.
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Quote from: C.Mongler on August 22, 2017, 08:14:49 AM
One, I don't even know where the fuck AoE 4 would go or do, and if AoE 3 is any indicator expanding on the formula just makes the game more cumbersome and kinda stupid
Two, Relics games have been progressively getting shittier and i dont know if their style of RTS really lends itself well to AoE either
both things considered, i will remain super cautiously optimistic, but i feel like this is a brand cashgrab that will be a mediocre, uncompetitve RTS that flops because of windows store exlusivity
also for the love of fucking god why cant they do Age of Mythology Definitive, and/or do Age of Mythology 2. It's easily the best game in the franchise and easily has the best growth potential because it's not as constrained by literal history.
Microsoft did release Aom extended edition a few years ago and a new expansion for it.
There's....
There's a homestuck videogame......
ugly;
homestuck still exists?