So uh... yeah

[Geno]

Some really creepy autistic kid at school has basically been obsessed with me for the last 2 years... But now I think it's gone too far. He wrote a script for a movie he's working on that stars me, my family, and my friends...

The Scripts in the spoiler... god dammit.
[spoiler]Scene 1:

Jarrod ready for school.

Jarrod:VO: It was a normal day of school. I did not know what to expect. Ozzy blared from my alarm. I hope something good happens today.

6:45
Jarrodââ,¬â,,¢s mom: JARROD!!!
Jarrod: What?
Jarrod: I am out of bed.

Mr. Jamison: Dearest wife, the Seahawks lost again.
Mrs. Jamison: Aww dear.
Jarrod: I told you to go for the Patriots.
Mrs. Jamison: Jarrod. No talking down the seahawks at the table.
Jarrod: but mom. They have Tom Brady,Gostowski,Randy Moss. Who does Seattle have?
Jarrodââ,¬â,,¢s sister: They have Hassleback.
Jarrod: throw an interception much?
Mr. Jamison: JARROD!!!!!
Mrs. Jamison: Eat your Fruit loops Jarrod.
Jarrod: Well itââ,¬â,,¢s off to the bus.
Mrs. Jamison: Be sure to watch the movie. The teacher called.
Jarrod: I put more thought in it than the teacher.

7:00
Phillip

Phillip: A text?
Phillip: Jarrod.
Phillip: What to eat? What to eat?
Phillip: I shall eat some lucky charms.
Phillip: I donââ,¬â,,¢t want to be late.

7:25
Teacher: Ok children, you will be having a test today.
Jarrod: Teacher what is it about ?
Teacher: Jarrod, it is about communism in Russia,the cold war,what it was like in the 1950ââ,¬â,,¢s and such.
Jarrod: Did men get sandwiches in the 1950ââ,¬â,,¢s ?
Teacher: Why yes Jarrod. In fact they did. If you donââ,¬â,,¢t knock it off, I will ask you to make me one. UNDERSTOOD?
Jarrod: No teacher.
Teacher: What did you say?
Jarrod: I said no because I do not know how to make a sandwich. Thatââ,¬â,,¢s what the women are for.
Teacher:501111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


7:30
Jordan:FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
Jordan: Not the old hag. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Jordan: Well I am here.
Teacher: Young man. How dare you disrupt the testing process of the young mind.It is people like you who make our economy go poo poo.
Jordan: Itââ,¬â,,¢s your social security,Medicaid that make it go down old hag.
Jordan: Sit on my face.
Teacher: GET OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

8:00.

Jarrod: Jordan, you have the baked popcorn?
Jordan: yes man.
Jarrod: Will you be the holder?
Jordan: Sure man.
Jarrod: Sheââ,¬â,,¢s gonna wake up.
Jordan: Nah. Most of the kids here are asleep and the lady is deprived. She could meet her death bed soon.
Jarrod: Sheââ,¬â,,¢s not breathing. Hide the evidence.

8:20
Beeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.

8:25
Teacher:Ok class. Today we are watching the Simpsons movie and how it incorporates to biology. The questions are due tomorrow. You can kick back and relax.
Jess: Jarrod, Look.
Jarrod: What if I put a piece of licorice in her butt crack?
Jess: Do it.[/spoiler]

[Uolliac]

I am out of bed.

[Travis]

LMAO

[Samus Aran]

oh my god i lol'd so hard at the licorice thing

and also i know this is terrible to say but how fitting is it that the dialogue has no emotion in it and it was written by an autistic kid

[YPrrrr]

I feel like a bit of a sports nerd that the funniest bit for me was Hassleback

[Nyerp]

50111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol what the fuck Jarrod

Jarrod

JARROD

[Samus Aran]

"It is people like you that make our economy go poo poo."

this is a new saying i'm using from now on

[Mando Pandango]

I'm making a flash based on this. I have to.

Is there a scene 2?

[Geno]

50111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol what the fuck Jarrod

Jarrod

JARROD

Yeah everyone knows my name already not a big deal.

I'm making a flash based on this. I have to.

Is there a scene 2?

He's still working on it. 

[Thyme]

Yeah everyone knows my name already not a big deal.

As opposed to Nyerp's.

[Mando Pandango]

Oh shit I haven't used Flash in 4 years or so. SO MANY BUTTONS.

[Selkie]

Oh my god this is incredible, lmaolmaolmao

I can totally see Tim Burton doing something with this script

[Daddy]

I demand all future incarnations of this be posted.

[Geno]

Oh my god this is incredible, lmaolmaolmao

I can totally see Tim Burton doing something with this script

Wow that's weird. That's exactly what I said.

[Nyerp]

As opposed to Nyerp's.

hey