ITT Unfortunate injuries at the worst possible time.

[Daddy]

After I got home from the hospital on Monday, under the suspicion of a risk for self injury, I got a haircut and took a shower.

Somehow between the haircut and getting out of the shower I managed to get a cut on my wrist...

Needless to say it arose some worries from my mother and aunt. I really don't know how I got it. 

[strongbad]

Before one of my biggest swimming events ever, I had a huge cramp in my foot a few minutes before my race. It hurt like hell, but once I dove in, I forgot about it so w/e

[Lotos]

Smashed a glass bottle trying to break a thumbtack (I was 13) edumacate;  Don't ask why.  It was during the summer too.  I couldn't go in the pool.

[Gladjaframpf]

I caused some major bruising to my fingertip a week before my piano exam. It had pretty much healed by the time of the exam, so it wasn't really a problem in the end, but if it had come a few days later it might have been.

[One Man Freak Show]

A few weeks ago, my mother said I needed therapy. The next day, I cut my wrist on accident.

[YPrrrr]

It's more sickness than injuries that screw me over

[superclucky]

Bruises whenever I go to the doctor.
Or whenever I'm in a mood that gives off strong hints that there's something wrong with me. (Like the time I kept giggling and laughing when the doctor was being super serial.)

[Gin]

I managed to severely hyperextend my knee the day before I went to the Bahamas.

[Karel]

I stubbed my big toe on my right foot the day before a Ping Pong tournament. I had trouble pivoting, so I wasn't able to move as effectively as I wanted to.

[Daddy]

Also, I pulled a hamstring during baseball try outs.

Lack of ability to run make trying out for the outfield impossible.  
Have you tried walking while trying to catch a ball?

[laskfn]

thats not that hard, try spinning a staff whilst walking and rotating ;] (robin hood shit)

[Daddy]

thats not that hard, try spinning a staff whilst walking and rotating ;] (robin hood shit)

Uhm, if you have to catch the ball before it hits the ground (could make the difference between and out and a few runs) being able to run makes a huge difference.

[Tomboh]

my cat cut me along the wrists too last weekend and everyone is like fsdjfksld to me this week